Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffFacebook GangstaDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share5.7K views Jan 2009A man obsessed with his social media presence tries to act like a hardcore gangster. Show transcript0:02Well, from 9 to 5 on a typical day, from 5 to 9 is when I start to play.0:08Without hesitation, I head to my station, pull up my homepage, give in to temptation.0:13Crap load of invitations, wham, poop load of notifications. Got females across 50 states who are monitored frequently by the status updates.0:23Reggie was ROTFL today day. Allie loves when Oprah uses the word vajayjay.0:28Lindsay is so hungover. Terry is going to the party with Scotty.0:33Who the fuck is Scotty? Bree got the B-day messages, thanks a million.0:38Christy's ready to party after her Brazilian. Ooh. Where the fuck is Christy?0:43Ooh.0:46A real gangster.0:50You better play by his rules. Ooh.0:56A real gangster.0:59Or go back to MySpace, fools. The Facebook gangster.1:04All night, all night. I bounce to satisfy my appetite. Yo, can I get a ham on Rob B?1:10I just requested you as a friend. Why'd you deny me? Yo, why you keep fronting, homie?1:14I know, I know, girls only, but yo, why you keep cramping my gangster style?1:19Can you at least give me access to your limited profile? Apparently, I picked the right direction.1:25Spot a bitty with a natural tan complexion. There it is, that familiar look.1:30Um, do I know you? Recognize me from Facebook? Oh my God, it's you.1:34What you doing later? Now I had to play it cool if I was gonna date her.1:38Baby, it's pretty much guaranteed that I'm featured all over your daily news feed.1:43So is there something you can suggest? Don't trip when you get home, expect the friend request.1:48Then if you for real, if you ain't phony, I'll add you to my next event list, invite only.1:53OMG, you rock, can I take some quick photos? Gotta act quick, best gangster pose.1:57It's reality, dog. Someone could tag me your nose. Touch me.2:03Time for my new motivator. Quick search, and then I locate her.2:07You wonder how I already lurk. Simple, son. We share the same network.2:12I wonder if she may be a nympho. I go straight to her personal info.2:17Why don't you give her some real Griffey taste?2:22She loves day drinking and the dance party, drinking Diet Cola on the rocks with Bacardi.2:27She loves group sessions, hanging with the besties. She loves shopping.2:31Ryan Gosling. Oh wait, it gets twice as shitty. Two more quotes from Sex and the City.2:37She loves flirting, traveling, and laughing. Yes, I'm rapping factually.2:41Her favorite movies, Mean Girls, The Notebook, and Love Actually.2:44Likes cold rainy days and warm summer nights, and being really warm on really cold nights.2:50What?2:51Ooh.2:54A real gangster.2:57Yeah.2:58He better play by his rules.3:00Aloha.3:01Ooh.3:04A real gangster.3:08I'll go back to MySpace, fools. The Facebook gangster.3:11Baby girl, I dig your flavor. Overall, you got good Facebook behavior, but baby, let me plead my case to please erase every picture of you with a fucking kissy face, but you will get a piece of the Facebook gangster.3:25Our persona's burning up like a sauna. Oh, yo, yo, yo, hold up.3:29Stop the bean a minute.3:33I just confirmed friendship with Obama.3:36Ooh,3:39a real gangster.3:52I'll go back to my space.
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