Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffFacebook GangstaDula TVFunny videos since 200800Share5.7K views Jan 2009A man obsessed with his social media presence tries to act like a hardcore gangster. Show transcript0:02Well, from 9 to 5 on a typical day, from 5 to 9 is when I start to play. Without hesitation, I head to my station, pull up my homepage, give in to temptation. Crap load of invitations, wham, poop load of notifications. Got females across 50 states who are monitored frequently by the status updates. Reggie was ROTFL today day. Allie loves when Oprah uses the word vajayjay. Lindsay is so hungover. Terry is going to the party with Scotty. Who the fuck is Scotty? Bree got the B-day messages, thanks a million. Christy's ready to party after her Brazilian.0:40Ooh.0:40Where the fuck is Christy?0:43Ooh.0:46A real gangster. You better play by his rules.0:53Ooh.0:56A real gangster. Or go back to MySpace, fools. The Facebook gangster.1:04All night, all night. I bounce to satisfy my appetite. Yo, can I get a ham on Rob B? I just requested you as a friend. Why'd you deny me? Yo, why you keep fronting, homie? I know, I know, girls only, but yo, why you keep cramping my gangster style? Can you at least give me access to your limited profile? Apparently, I picked the right direction. Spot a bitty with a natural tan complexion. There it is, that familiar look. Um, do I know you? Recognize me from Facebook? Oh my God, it's you. What you doing later? Now I had to play it cool if I was gonna date her. Baby, it's pretty much guaranteed that I'm featured all over your daily news feed. So is there something you can suggest? Don't trip when you get home, expect the friend request. Then if you for real, if you ain't phony, I'll add you to my next event list, invite only. OMG, you rock, can I take some quick photos? Gotta act quick, best gangster pose. It's reality, dog. Someone could tag me your nose. Touch me. Time for my new motivator. Quick search, and then I locate her. You wonder how I already lurk. Simple, son. We share the same network. I wonder if she may be a nympho. I go straight to her personal info.2:17Why don't you give her some real Griffey taste?2:22She loves day drinking and the dance party, drinking Diet Cola on the rocks with Bacardi. She loves group sessions, hanging with the besties. She loves shopping. Ryan Gosling. Oh wait, it gets twice as shitty. Two more quotes from Sex and the City. She loves flirting, traveling, and laughing. Yes, I'm rapping factually. Her favorite movies, Mean Girls, The Notebook, and Love Actually. Likes cold rainy days and warm summer nights, and being really warm on really cold nights. What?2:51Ooh.2:54A real gangster.2:57Yeah.2:58He better play by his rules.3:00Aloha.3:01Ooh.3:04A real gangster. I'll go back to MySpace, fools. The Facebook gangster.3:11Baby girl, I dig your flavor. Overall, you got good Facebook behavior, but baby, let me plead my case to please erase every picture of you with a fucking kissy face, but you will get a piece of the Facebook gangster. Our persona's burning up like a sauna. Oh, yo, yo, yo, hold up. Stop the bean a minute. I just confirmed friendship with Obama.3:36Ooh, a real gangster. I'll go back to my space.
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