Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffThe Mean Kitty SongDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.4K views Feb 2010A man sings about his mischievous kitten Sparta stalking, biting, and wrecking the house, then realizes the feisty cat just wants his attention. Show transcript0:18I got this little kitty about 2 months back. He was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack.0:23This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet. This little kitty is a warrior, you know what I mean.0:27He's an evil little kitty, look what he did to my hand. Tries to get in trouble in any way that he can.0:32I could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapper, and I always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper.0:37You could lock him in a closet, and he just won't care. Kitty chews on my shoes, and he licks on my hair, always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch, playing in the window seals and tearing through the house.0:46He is so full of energy and easily amused. Kitty will attack anything that moves, causing trouble, starting battles just so he can be a part of these.0:53The meanest little kitties, so he named him Sparta.0:56Hey, little Sparta, what is with all the fights? Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite.1:00Hey, little Sparta, what is with all the fights? Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite.1:05Hey, little Sparta, what is with all the fights? Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite.1:10Hey, little Sparta, what is with all the fights? Little bitty kitty wanna bite.1:14Where'd you go? Are you stalking me? Are you under the couch?1:18Quite possibly, ears laid back so you don't get caught. Ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got.1:23I know you're probably watching me from across the room, concentrating, contemplating on attacking me soon.1:28You're not invisible, kitty. I'm gonna find you first. Come out, come out before I make things worse.1:33I've seen where you hide, and I know where you've been. Hey, kitty, why don't you give in?1:37Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared, 'cause I got my safety gear on and I'm not scared.1:42I think I hear a little kitty under the bed. I know you're making noises just to mess with my head.1:47You can stop me all you want, but I'm not your prey. You always seem to find me first, but not today.1:52Hey, little Sparta, what is with all the fights? Little bitty kitty wanna fight, fight, fight.1:56Hey, little Sparta, what is with all the fights? Little bitty kitty wanna fight, fight, fight.2:01Hey, little Sparta, what is with all the fights? Little bitty kitty wanna fight, fight, fight.2:06Hey, little Sparta, what is with all the fights? Come on out, I'm gonna get you now.2:10I've got him cornered, and now he's mine. He's not gonna get away this time.2:15I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink, and then, oh man, he's asleep in the sink.2:20What is with this cat? I'm confused. He's got a bed, but it's never been used.2:24In every waking moment, Kitty's out for the fight, then next minute Kitty's out like a light.2:29How could I let this little creature inside my home? I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone.2:33I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone. This kitty may destroy everything that I own.2:38Look at him now. I kind of feel bad. He's the best little cat that I've had, and the one big thing I forgot to mention was that he wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention.2:47Hey, little Sparta, what is with all the fight? Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite.2:52Hey, little Sparta, what is with all the fight? Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite.2:57Hey, little Sparta, what is with all the fight? Little bitty kitty wanna fight, fight, fight.3:01Hey, little Sparta, what is with all the fight? Showing love, and that's all this kitty does.3:06Kitty, little kit kitty, little kit kitty, little kit kitty, little kit kitty, little kit kitty, little kit kitty, little kit kitty.3:19No.
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