Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffMy Cats Name Is RosalynnDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.4K views Jul 2009A musician struggles to create a song on camera, then sings a comic tune correcting someone who keeps calling his cat Rosie Bella instead of Rosalynn. Show transcript0:00It's always best to turn sideways.0:02Okay.0:03Face your audience.0:04Okay.0:05So, swivel your body, not that far. Yeah, something like that.0:10Yeah.0:11Now face your audience.0:12Okay, with with with my head or my whole body?0:14Your head.0:15I'm getting TV lessons, folks.0:17That's right.0:17Okay.0:34Hi again, Ned here. I'm about to create a song from scratch while you watch.0:39Every note will be performed in a strict 4-hour time period.0:47I'm, I'm making myself deaf.0:52Do you make your living playing music?0:54Yeah, I don't have any other skills.0:59I just figured, oh, I'll, I'll get it. I won't have any problem with it.1:05It's Freddie Mercury style.1:09Overdubbed to the point of exhaustion, the way it should be.1:13I do not auto-tune the vocals. I don't auto-tune anything. What was I thinking?1:18And I'm out of tune.1:20Next comes horns, then bongos, then a little bit more keyboard, and then I'll tap dance or something.1:27It's not budging. I can't tune it. Houston, we have a problem.1:31Plan B.1:37It's 3 minutes over, I'm sorry. I'm fired.1:43Can I fire myself? I can fire myself. It's obvious that a truly successful video needs one crucial element.1:51There you are. You're, you're huge. You are larger than life.1:57A cat. Not just any cat. My cat. Your worldwide audience is that way.2:04And no, I don't like your paw in my nose. Yes, this kitty is my ticket to racking up big page view numbers.2:10She can do a trick.2:11Mm-hmm.2:18Clearly, this is not viral worthy.2:21I'm confident that this cat will work her way into your heart the same way she did mine.2:26This is your chance. Do something cute.2:31Please.2:33Anything? Any?2:36Rosie Bella, you pet her head and scratch her ears and say, sweet Rosie Bella, what a good little cat you are.2:46And it's true you found her for me, but your affection's not impressive when it's blatantly controlling and passive aggressive.2:58Yeah. My kitty cat's name is Rosalyn. It's not Rosie Bella, and it never has been.3:04My kitty cat's name is Rosalyn.3:12Let's not argue about politics or religion or a thousand other topics where we agree to disagree.3:22And I don't doubt that you mean well, so for the sake of discussion, I'll let you have the last word on every point of this one.3:34Uh-uh. My kitty cat's name is Rosalyn. From the very start, it was Rosalyn.3:40My kitty cat's name is Rosalyn. There never was a question it was Rosalyn.3:46Why can't you bring yourself to say Rosalynn?3:53You're just mad 'cause I named my cat for a former first lady who's a Democrat.3:58You're so red state, you can't deal with that, but I think you should.4:04I can't help what shape your heart is in, but please be more bipartisan.4:10It would do you good.4:12And before I go any further, Mrs. Carter's name is actually Rosalynn.4:21So I realized after the fact, and now it's too late for this particular cat.4:28You see, I already named her Rosalynn. My kitty cat's name is Rosalynn.4:34I think I made my point about Rosalynn. Don't want to hear Rosie Bella ever again.4:39My kitty cat's name is Rosalyn.4:45My kitty cat's name is Rosalyn. My kitty cat's name is Rosalyn.4:50My kitty cat's name is Rosalyn.4:57My kitty cat, my kitty cat, my kitty.5:00My kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty cat's name is Rosalyn.5:15My kitty cat's name is Rosalyn.
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