Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffThe Office Midgets And DwarfsDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share7K views Oct 2008David Brent awkwardly navigates a redundancy meeting while debating the definitions of various small beings. Show transcript0:00This is the worst part of my job, you know. I do not want to lose a good man, you know, but, you know, it's out of my hands, and even if it were in my hands, my hands are tied.0:11It's nothing personal, it's just based on fact.0:13Yeah, yeah, why am I getting fired?0:15You're not getting fired, it's redundancy, as I say, it's nothing personal, it's cutbacks being what they are, you know.0:21You are one of the unlucky ones, or one of the lucky ones, in my opinion.0:27Now I'm going to ask you, David, why, when there are 3 other forklift operators, do you decide to fire me and not Anton?0:34You know, is this, uh, is this positive discrimination, is it?0:37You know, do you have disability quotas you have to fill?0:39I don't know what you mean. I mean...0:40Well, are you keeping Anton on because he's disabled?0:43Anton's not disabled.0:45He's a midget, David.0:46Yeah, but you're not disabled if you're a midget, are you? That's not a disability, that's just small.0:50Yeah, I know.0:51Ronnie Corbett doesn't get special treatment, does he?0:53Ronnie Corbett's 5 foot. Anton's 3 foot 4.0:56So are some children. Children don't get special favours. Children aren't disabled, are they?1:00Children don't work in warehouses.1:02Look, whether or not Anton is indeed a midget or a dwarf.1:06No, he's a midget.1:08What's the difference?1:10Well, a dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs.1:15Oh, I know the ones.1:15Yeah.1:16Yeah.1:16Yeah, it's caused by a hormone deficiency.1:18Yeah. Bloody hormones. Yeah.1:20Mm. A midget is still a dwarf, but their arms and legs are in proportion.1:24Sure.1:26So, what's an elf?1:29Do you want to answer that?1:37An elf is a supernatural being. Sometimes they're invisible, they're like fairies.1:43They don't actually exist, do they? In real life.1:55Do you think I enjoy doing this? This has been imposed upon me.1:58This has been imposed upon me. This has been imposed upon me.2:00Yeah, it has. Yeah. What do you want me to say? Oh, I'm sorry, that'll give you a job.2:03Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, I want you to say you're sorry.2:05Yeah.2:05I want you to apologize and stop passing the buck.2:07I'm not passing the buck. This is someone else's decision. I didn't want to do this, you know?2:11Go above my head if you don't believe me.2:13Oh, I will go above your head.2:14Fine, good luck.2:14Yeah.2:14It's your prerogative.2:15Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's my prerogative. Yeah.2:22So, is a pixie the same thing as an elf?2:24Hold on, Gareth.2:25What? I just want to know how come he knows so much about midgets?2:32It's called an education.2:37So what's a goblin? How long are you going to be, mate?
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