Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffThe Office Public Service AnnouncementsDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share4.1K views Aug 2009The cast of The Office offers some questionable life advice in these short public service announcements. Show transcript0:08Myth: Wolves are dangerous to humans. Fact: You have a better chance of being hit by a meteorite than eaten by a wolf, except if you wake up naked in the woods.0:30People may laugh at you when you put the word smell into everyday phrases, like smell you later or smello, but I promise you, it's not funny, and they're just being nice to you because you maybe are their boss.0:53When you get a wedding invitation in the mail, put it in a safe place.0:57All the information you need is on that card. Don't call the bride 3 days before the wedding and ask her how to get there.1:04It's on the card.1:16It's never funny to smush wedding cake in a bride's face. It ruins her makeup for the rest of the night, and that photographer cost a lot of money.1:35When you're playing pickup basketball and someone tries to make you feel bad about calling a foul, remember, it's okay to call a foul.1:42Don't let anyone make you feel ashamed. They know what they did.1:54After a well-balanced meal, or for a well-deserved snack after school, you might want to grab a handful of jelly beans.1:59Don't eat the black jelly beans. They taste disgusting. It's just my opinion, but it's true.2:14I accidentally saw The Fugitive again on cable this weekend.2:20That is a really good movie.2:23It's like really, really, really good.2:34When you're sitting around with a group of friends just looking for a way to fit in, eating 6 altines in under a minute may sound like a lot of fun, but it's also really dangerous,2:44so please2:45eat crackers responsibly.2:56Did you know that the human thumb is formed by 15 interchangeable joints?3:00Wrong. Don't believe everything that people on television tell you, because some of them don't know what they're talking about.3:15The Arctic wolf lives on a diet of caribou, musk oxen, lemmings, and hares.3:22I could do that if I had to.3:33Black bears weigh between 2 and 500 pounds. Brown bears weigh between 300 and over 1,000 pounds.3:40Black bears run away from you. Brown bears run at you. When attacked by a bear, simply lie still on the ground and cover your face and head with your hands.3:50When the bear is finished batting you around and mauling you, contact the US Forest Service.4:03If you're in an office relationship, make the very most of it.4:07If you're in an office relationship, try to cool things off.4:10Things may be moving faster than you want them to move.4:12Who knows who this guy could be? He could be your husband. You should totally go for it and snag onto him and never let go.4:18If you can't get out of the relationship, try to keep your distance.4:21Stay apart. Do things independently of the other person.4:24It's going to be the best thing that ever happened to you, so you got to get in one.4:28An office relationship is something that you should avoid if you possibly can.4:41You might be out with your friends on the weekend in a cool part of town, and someone offers you a beer for 9 dollars.4:47Don't do it. 9 dollars is way too much to pay for a beer. Just walk away.5:03Never, ever, ever tape yourself having sex. You think you're going to erase it, you say you're going to erase it, but you're not going to erase it, and someone's going to find it.5:13It's just the worst, worst idea you could do. Never, ever tape yourself having sex.5:19I can't stress this enough.5:30People may tease you for being short, even though you're 5'9".5:34But let me tell you something. 5'9" isn't short. Neither is 5'8 and 3/4.5:39It's average. It's not tall, but it's not short either. It's average.5:45Check your almanac.5:56Some boys think they're so great, but here's the deal, they're not.6:11Hey girls, sometimes if you use two different shades of lipstick, it can even look cuter, and it could even be a conversation starter.6:19You're welcome.
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