Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffTom Green Owns XzibitDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.1K views Oct 2008On a talk show, Tom Green challenges rapper Xzibit to trade rhymes, delivering several absurd verses before Xzibit praises his flow. Show transcript0:00Our very, very special guest, uh, for the evening. Rapper, uh, actor, a television personality, and all around good guy, Exhibit is here tonight.0:12Yeah!0:14And, uh, you think, do you think you want, should, should I rap maybe?0:18If you want to.0:19Yeah, let's see that.0:20You rap, Tom.0:23Hello?0:24I don't know, I don't know, I get a little bashful.0:27Come on.0:28I get a little bashful. I actually do, I get a little bash, you know.0:31Really?0:31Well, you know.0:31I can't imagine that.0:32I'm here, there's a professional.0:33Maybe if you gave him some beats.0:35Mike.0:35What beats do you got?0:37Give him some beats.0:37What beats do you?0:40Uh-oh.0:40Mm-hmm. OK, well, I'll hand you a microphone, maybe you can do some.0:43Uh-oh.0:45Back up, back up for me, and then maybe if you want to throw something down at some point.0:49OK, man, I check.0:51If you inspire me,0:52I think we got to turn up0:53right in.0:53turn up the energy a little bit here. Chef, chef.0:56You gotta set off it. You gotta set it off.0:58Chef, chef, chef, chef.1:03So what you wanna do, what you gonna wanna say? When I bust a rap in an old school way, I rock it from the break of dawn to the break of day.1:10I don't come a knocking if you don't wanna play, or if you wanna play, you may get wet.1:15I heard your wicky wax track playing on cassette, so microphone check, microphone mic check.1:20You haven't heard me yet, you better hit the deck. I'm coming around the mountain with a red Corvette, and I'm coming at you live on your television set.1:28There's nothing that I want that I don't got yet. There's no way to take it if you never make a bet.1:34So exhibit, grab the mic, let me hear you rock some shit, doing what you like.1:38I check it.1:38Shotgun fanatic, we right back at it. You get mopped and drop like a filthy habit.1:43Ex-nature gap, I got you hoping I fail. If I fail, you be happy like a faggot in jail.1:48I'm full retail, guaranteed to tell, and my jet by McLaren with my mademoiselle.1:53I'm stronger, I'm steady, you fragile and frail. You think you're ready for these steady hitters, I can't tell.1:58Sex sales, so fuck you all. Came in a bubble and ball and getting shut down soon as I touched down.2:04Bust rounds, enemy slayed and cut down. Fully automatic, spitting rounds with no sound.2:09Break down your whole regime with my homie Tom Green in the black limousine.2:14Hey!2:15But I know God change. I do a lot of that shit, but I lay no claims.2:19I'm digging for the wealth, I'm digging for fame. A baby ain't that shit, just one of the same.2:24Yo, I walk to the moon, people know my name. Abide by the rules, and I feel no pain.2:29And if you get limpy, I can use refrain. I'll break you like a freaking bone or a link in a chain.2:34I got a lot of people nervous. I'm taking the blame. I drop another fucking palm on Saddam Hussein.2:40I don't smoke shit laced with cocaine, and if you're not careful, you get the wrong grain.2:45I never meant to take the Lord's name in vain, but oh my God, that shit was strange.2:50Hey!2:51You, you're MC at heart, man.2:53Yeah. Yes.2:55You ready, man?2:56Sweating.2:56That's all you.2:57You ready, boy? You ready for the stage.2:59I just, you know, I just, I want, I just, I enjoy rapping. I've been doing it since, uh, the 60s.3:05Wait, do you have another beat?3:06Hollywood, California, that's where I'm programming the beats to make you freak and make the people go bananas.3:11I'm going and blowing and foaming and showing the people that don't know, so give me the microphone and let my dope go rope show.3:16Your pitch is like Yoko, but I'm a Ringo, so move to the back, yo, and check my single.3:21I'm packing them up and I'm packing them up together like Pringles, and I'm backing them up to the back of the pack like a bad case of shingles.3:26Now you watch the OC 'cause you're a pussy. I hit you with a 500 ton blast of George Bushy.3:31You think my job is cushy, but then I'm tapping the rabbit and clapping the bass and wearing glasses faster than a glass of whiskey.3:36You think I'm kind of frisky for a dollar 50. I'm flipping the lip without making a slip because I'm kind of nifty.3:41I hitchhike from Manhattan to Mississippi, and then I felt shitty, and oh, what a pity.3:47Yo, man. You got flow, Tom. You got flow.3:52Exhibit, thank you for letting me.3:53I'm gonna take that back to the hood.3:55Yeah.3:55It's the human sound waves straight out your comic book. Sound effects blazing through your ramen book.4:01Just imagine all the time it took for me to master this, the art of noise is hazardous.4:06Imagine this, every sound from my lips at my fingertips I'll ever take the audience.4:11So ask Brooks and Drays who's got4:13Exhibit, thank you for letting me.4:14I'm gonna take that back to the hood.4:15Yeah.
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