Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffEmeniem Parody The Real TransformersDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.8K views Jun 2009Two theater employees complain about Hollywood remakes before performing a rap parody of Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady" that mocks recycled movies. Show transcript0:02Dude, tonight is gonna be lame.0:04Motherfucker shit.0:05So lame.0:11Thanks, bud.0:12Dude, every fucking week it's just another remake. Just0:16I know.0:16The same movies they saw 10 years ago, dude, and they were done better.0:20I know, it's bullshit, and like, our, our job's even gone corporate, man.0:24We got this job because it was like a cool theater, and everything's just changing.0:28I don't know, man. Something's got to be done. Somebody should, somebody should do, somebody should say something.0:33I don't know. I'm looking for another job, though. That's all I know.0:37Oh, good, you're out here having a smoke. Transformers 2 is opening tonight, and I've got people sneaking in the theaters.0:44What the fuck are you guys doing? Tear tickets, let people in the theater.0:48How much of this do you not understand?0:49We'll be, we'll, yeah.0:51Okay, we'll be back in.0:51I've talked to you guys a million times. One more time, we're fucking done professionally, okay?0:56So I need you at the theater right fucking now. Are we clear?1:00Are we fucking clear? Good. Get there!1:06What a dick.1:10May I have your attention, please?1:12Uh, lights.1:14May I have your attention, please?1:16Uh, camera.1:16Will the real Dawn of the Dead please stand up?1:19Camera?1:20I repeat, will the real Dawn of the Dead please stand up?1:24We're gonna have a problem here. Y'all laugh like you've never seen a good movie before.1:28Blood all on the floor, like Tom Savini just brought on the gore.1:31Remakes galore, a new genre of horror, and it's the dawn of the horror, so they were working the war.1:35It's the return of the, oh wait, no wait, you're bullshitting.1:37We didn't just pay for Daisy Duke again, did we? And Michael Bay said, nothing, you idiots, Michael Bay's dead, he's locked in my basement.1:44Another 10 of them tell a friend, not again, look at him, Hollywood now copying you know what, doing it you know too, what would Diablo do?1:53Yeah, you probably got a couple of dudes we're doing Footloose, but it won't work with actors you cast from YouTube.1:58Tough times, the never-ending story is next dude instead, like when Vince Vaughn played a recluse.2:03Forget another script, don't need another script, and how money baby will copy the shot list, and the best is when we finally deliver the film print and expect them not to know what a Hitchcock really is.2:12Like orphans, they should have been abortions, they should have been not made, so put them in garbage bags.2:16Okay.2:17We ain't nothing but artists, well, some of us artists, articulating art that is marvelous.2:21But if a part of us is artificial, pardon us, could be that the reason is that Hollywood is out of touch.2:26So if you feel like I feel, come on, get on the bus. Not another optimist, honestly, it's obvious.2:30I'm from TV, not meant to be a movie, and I don't know what you want to do to me, so won't the real Transformers please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?2:39Yeah, I'm a real movie, the original movie, and I don't know why you want to redo me, so won't the real psycho please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?2:48Mick G don't need original stuff to feel accomplished, well, I do, so fuck Mick G, fuck Charlie too.2:53Think I give a damn about money? I laugh at you idiots thinking Starsky and Hutch was even funny.2:58But hey, what do you say? They remade Cape Fear.3:00Fine, but how many times is Robert De Niro near when the Academy Awards becomes Hollywood Square?3:04Shit, I need a nomination so I can sip my share, and then I'll channel Sonny Bono so I get the dirt about who really said I got you bait first.3:11Little itch, incestuous STD. It's like swine flu blended with the industry.3:16You could download and put it all on DVD, sell the bootleg or even give it out for free.3:20Gimme, gimme, gimme.3:21Pick up the litter up on Hulu, your movie's annoying, so I have been sent here to review you.3:25And on a 1 to 10, you're just a 3, generously, so tell me what the fuck I see, the junk I see, the monkey do, the monkey see.3:32Without Keanu Reeves, you know it's just not speed.3:35I'm from TV, not meant to be a movie, and I don't know what you want to do to me, so won't the real Transformers please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.3:43Yeah, I'm a real movie, the original movie, and I don't know why you wanna read to me, so won't the real psycho please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.3:53The execs who are in the suit, yes, they're only giving you things that you have already seen, maybe a little new.3:57Only one problem is you all keep paying. I'll vomit all my M&Ms in the stall.4:01I wish I didn't go at all. I just want to fight with the critics like it's Night and I'm Rick, but I don't get it.4:06More than 90% of the cinema's remakes. Willy Wonka factory of cheesecake mixed with freebase.4:11Like druggies, and at the rate we're going, we'll be hurting when the role of Ferris Bueller goes to someone undeserving.4:16The wonderful part of Falfour is CGI Birdie, and the flirting with disaster's already occurring.4:20Never ending story, and the line is kind of blurring, and they're working on the marketing kits to keep targeting Alan Arkin's work and saying get smart sucks.4:27Sucks, sucks.4:28With his career hitting self-destruct, so will a few films please stand up, and let's get creative and free from handcuffs and be proud to get out of the rut and down a new road, let everybody know live as you can.4:38Hollywood love. I'm from TV, not meant to be a movie, and I don't know what you want to do to me, so won't the real Transformers please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?4:48Yeah, I'm a real movie, the original movie, and I don't know why you want to redo me, so won't the real psycho please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?4:57I'm from TV, not meant to be a movie, and I.5:00Don't know what you want to do to me, so won't the real Transformers please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.5:06Yeah, I'm Maria Movie, the original movie, and I don't know why you want to be to me, so won't the real psycho please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.5:40We should have probably done an original song.
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