1.4K views Mar 2010
A rapid-fire compilation of five-second comedy sketches features absurd pregnancy twists, a forgetful man, a robot dog, a baby-flipping product, and more.
Show transcript0:18 Why, it looks like you're pregnant. 0:19 Yes, 8 months. 0:20 Well, not anymore. 0:26 Oh, fu- Oh, fuck! 0:34 Man, I have the worst memory. 0:36 Oh God, how did this happen? 0:42 Brian, what's the history of Cinco de Mayo? 0:44 Shut the fuck up. 0:50 Robo Dog, walk. 0:54 Shit! 1:06 You got the money? 1:08 Where's the girl? 1:09 Got it right here. 1:14 When hyper intelligent shark people invade your home, who do you turn to? 1:17 Tom Watson, keeping you safe. 1:22 It's a baby girl who's pregnant with a baby girl. 1:25 Who's pregnant with another baby girl. 1:27 And another. 1:30 Seriously though, he's a really great guy. 1:31 He's the tenderest of lovers. 1:33 Don't you hurt him! 1:34 I'm doing this for you. 1:38 Don't tempt me, Rob. 1:39 Don't tempt me, Bob. 1:40 Don't tempt me, Rob. 1:41 Bob, I'm pregnant. 1:42 Damn it! 1:50 Renegade pervert. 1:54 Let's do this. 1:57 No, don't shoot! 2:02 You're short like 30 cents. 2:03 Give me 6 hours. 2:10 John Morley here with another great product of Flip a Baby. 2:13 Do you hate babies? 2:14 Flip a Baby. 2:19 Awesome fucking Nesquik! 2:21 This ain't so good! 2:22 They got Nesquik! 2:26 Michael Ruseley reporting live from a shooting screen, which I just started. 2:29 Man, what are you doing here? Keep filming. 2:34 There's always blood the first time. Yeah, but I didn't know there'd be this much. 2:42 What are you wearing? 2:43 Just wearing my board shorts. 2:44 Watching the game, having a brew. 2:46 Oh my God, it's a good brew too. 2:51 This song will... 2:53 Good move.