Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffUnited Breaks GuitarsDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.5K views Jul 2009A musician sings about United Airlines breaking his Taylor guitar and the year-long runaround he faced while trying to get the damage repaired. Show transcript0:08I flew United Airlines on my way to Nebraska. The plane departed Halifax, connecting in Chicago's Old Hair.0:23While on the ground, a passenger said from the seat behind me, my God, they're throwing guitars out there.0:35The band and I exchanged a look best described as terror at the action on the tarmac and knowing whose projectiles these would be.0:49So before I left Chicago, I alerted three employees who showed complete indifference towards me.1:01United, United,1:06you broke my Taylor guitar.1:10United, United,1:15some big help you are. You broke it, you should fix it.1:21You're liable, just admit it. I should have flown with someone else or gone by car.1:31'Cause United breaks guitars.1:38When we landed in Nebraska, I confirmed what I'd suspected. My tailor'd been the victim of a vicious act of malice at O'Hare.1:52And so began a year-long saga of pass the buck, don't ask me, and I'm sorry, sir, your claim can go nowhere.2:05So to all the airlines people from New York to New Delhi, including kind Miss Earl Wig, who says the final word from them is no.2:19I've heard all your excuses, and I've chased your wild gooses, and this attitude of yours, I say, must go.2:31United.2:36You broke my Taylor guitar.2:41United, united.2:46Some big help you are. You broke it, you should fix it.2:51You're liable, just admit it. I should have flown with someone else or gone by car,3:02'cause United breaks guitars.3:09Well, I won't say that I'll never fly with you again, 'cause maybe to save the world I probably would, but that won't likely happen, and if it did, I wouldn't bring my luggage, 'cause you'd just go and break it into a thousand pieces,3:27just like you broke my heart when United breaks guitars.3:38United, United.3:42You broke my Taylor guitar.3:47United, United.3:52Some big help you are. You broke it, you should fix it.3:58You're liable, just admit it. I should have flown with someone else or gone by car.4:08'Cause United breaks guitars. Yeah, United Braves guitars.4:18Yeah, United Braves guitars.
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