Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffMutha UckersDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Jul 2009A man performs a comic song about bank fees and a grocery store refusing to sell him an apple, while others join in. Show transcript0:00I'm gonna count to 10.0:07A- are you counting in your head?0:09Yeah.0:10What are you up to?0:117.0:12Oh.0:15Yeah, get your shaved bikes and get out of here before I peel your beard off.0:25My shit. There's too many motherfuckers fucking with my shit.0:31Uck.0:33Too many motherfuckers fucking with my shit.0:36With my shit.0:38How many motherfuckers? Too many to count, motherfuckers.0:43I pay my motherfucking rent fortnightly. Motherfucker's at the bank trying to pay me, and amount from my account goes out on AP.0:50On AP!0:51Yeah, you know me. Motherfucker charge a 2 buck transaction fee, makes my payment short, my rent comes back to me, minus a 25 dollar penalty.1:00So you feed me because of your mother-ucker fee. Read the word on the ATM set, said we're all mother-uckers and we're fucking with your shit.1:08Come on. Too many mother-uckers fucking with my shit.1:12My transaction shit.1:13There's too many mother-uckers fucking with my shit.1:17My weekly statement shit.1:19Too many motherfuckers hucking with my shit.1:22With my balance shit.1:24How many motherfuckers? Are too many to count, motherfuckers?1:29The motherfucker runs a racist fucking grocery. The motherfucker won't sell an apple to a kiwi.1:34The shit fight's gonna get vicious and malicious. Cut the I need my Red Delicious.1:39Tells me that's a kiwi that my money isn't better. Gonna dice the motherfucker like a mother.1:45Granny Smith, an avocado,1:50mango, and pop an apple in his ass, yeah.1:54Too many motherfuckers, I give him my shit.1:58I'm gonna juice the motherfucker.1:59There's too many motherfuckers, I give him my shit.2:03He's gonna wake up in a smoothie.2:05Too many motherfuckers, I give him my.2:08Everybody come on.2:11Yeah.
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