1.8K views Oct 2008
Two men in the woods spot a figure they believe is Waldo, find his belongings, and set a trap with a cat carrier before the elusive character attacks them.
0:00 My name is Corey Johnson, um, this is John Portnoy. We are currently in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. 0:09 Uh, we're in John's backyard. We saw something in the woods. 0:12 Do you hear that? What the? 0:14 Did you see that? 0:15 Yes. 0:15 Did you see that? 0:16 Holy shit. You saw that, right? 0:19 Yeah, I don't know what. Hey! Hey! 0:24 You see anything? There's a person. 0:27 Yeah. Yeah, it was like a man. 0:29 I know, but he ran so fast. 0:35 Oh, dude. That's fucking Waldo. 0:39 Holy shit! 0:41 That's fucking Waldo. 0:41 Holy shit, Waldo! 0:44 That was him! 0:44 Did you get it? 0:45 Yeah, I swear. 0:47 Holy shit, fucking Waldo. 0:49 Waldo! 0:50 Do you see him? Waldo! 0:52 Hurry up, dude, this is gross. Um, hi, we just found, uh, Waldo droppings, like poop pellets. 0:59 Oh my God, it stinks. 1:00 I know, he just took that dump. 1:02 Look, dude, there are a million of them. 1:04 John, John! 1:05 Look. 1:06 Holy shit. 1:07 His travel case. 1:09 My God. 1:10 Pain in his case. 1:11 Where? Where? 1:12 Right here. Get a shot of this. 1:14 Yeah. 1:14 Are you getting this? 1:15 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:16 This is huge, dude. This is huge. 1:20 Dude, where is Batenbo? 1:21 John! John! 1:23 Oh my God. Corey, look at this. 1:26 I know Waldo ate this dude. 1:28 Dude, he ate a hiker. 1:31 Waldo eats freaking hikers, dude. What, do you should call the police? 1:35 I don't know. Dude, Corey, there's Waldo! There's Waldo! 1:41 He's gonna eat me! He's gonna eat me! He's gonna eat me! 1:46 Oh my God. 1:48 Oh my God, dude. Oh. Dude, Waldo fucked me up, dude. 1:56 Boy, he tried to eat you, man. 1:57 Wait, John. Dude, John, why do you have that rifle? 2:02 Take that. 2:03 What is this? Why do you have this? 2:05 Come on, let's go. Let's go. 2:06 No, dude, we're not gonna shoot anyone. 2:08 Dude, let's go! 2:09 No, we're not going to shoot anyone, John. 2:11 Look what he did to you, man. He tried to eat your face. 2:13 I know, let's just call the police or the government or something. 2:15 The government's not going to do anything. The government's not going to believe that we found Waldo. 2:20 Okay, well, can we just think about this for a second? Just promise me we're not going to shoot anyone. 2:24 No, let's go. 2:25 Promise me we're not going to shoot anyone. 2:26 Okay, fine. 2:27 Promise me. 2:28 Fine, I promise. 2:29 Uh, here's our plan, um, we're using John's cat and that pet carrier as bait. 2:36 So Waldo's gonna grab it, right? And then John, you're just gonna shoot Waldo, right? 2:39 Yeah. Yeah, I'm just gonna wound him. I'm just gonna shoot him in the fucking legs. 2:44 All right. And then I'm gonna, like, beat him with this 2x4. 2:49 It also has a nail in it. And we're gonna drug him with some of John's wife's ambient. 2:55 My sister's. 2:56 Her sister's ambient. 2:58 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 3:02 There he is. 3:03 There he is. 3:03 There he is. 3:04 Get him. Get him? 3:06 I don't know. 3:07 Crap. 3:08 No, he went that way. Go. 3:09 Where, where, where is he? 3:10 Never mind, I thought he went. 3:12 I thought I shot him right here. Where is he? 3:15 Did you? 3:19 According. 3:28 Waldo fucked me up, dude. 
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