Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffThe Bourne FriendshipDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.4K views Jun 2009A group of friends confront Jason Bourne about his dangerous behavior, only to discover he has been listening in and is closer than they expected. Show transcript0:03So, uh, has anybody talked to Jason Bourne recently?0:08No. I can't believe we were friends with that guy. He stole my car like 3 times.0:13Yeah, he blew up my house with a toaster.0:15He stabbed my girlfriend with a ballpoint pen.0:18Yeah, that was not cool.0:23Damn it, it's him. It's Jason. Everybody be quiet. I don't want him to know we didn't invite him over.0:31Hello?0:32This is Jason Bourne.0:33Hey, Jason, what's up, dude?0:35Haven't heard from you in a while.0:37Oh yeah, I'm sorry, I've been super busy.0:40Of course. Maybe we can hang out with Samantha and Oliver sometime.0:46Uh, yeah, that's a great idea. I'll see if I can get a hold of them.0:50It shouldn't be hard. After all, they're sitting right in front of you.0:58What the hell, is he like watching us or something?1:01I don't see anybody.1:02Guys, calm down. He's just baiting us, trying to get us to admit we're hanging out without him, that's all.1:10Oh, see, he's calling me right now. Everybody just play cool.1:15Yo!1:16This is Jason Bourne.1:18Hey, Jason, can I call you back later? Big audit at work, and the boss made me come in on a Saturday.1:24So you mean you're not hanging out with Paul and Oliver right now?1:27Uh, nope, I'm stuck at the office, so.1:30That's odd, because if you were in your office, we'd be having this conversation face to face.1:41What the hell is he doing at your office?1:42I- I don't know. I never even told him where I work.1:45He's stalking us. That omnilingual freak is stalking us.1:50It's him. I'll handle it.1:53This is Jason Bourne.1:54I know who it is, okay? I have caller ID. And, and you know what, Bourne, we've had enough of you, right?2:00You're, you're intrusive and paranoid and filled with rage. And you stabbed Paul's girlfriend with a ballpoint pen.2:09He did.2:09Yeah, so we don't want to be friends with you anymore, okay?2:13So stop calling us.2:17I guess I haven't been very nice to you guys.2:20No, you haven't.2:22I understand. I won't bug you guys anymore. You sound pretty upset.2:26You look upset too. All three of you. You.2:35And now you look surprised.2:39You know, there's a reason Jason Bourne doesn't have any friends.2:43He's kind of a dick. Oh!2:48Paul?2:49Paul?2:54That sucks.
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