A montage of Glen the manager from Wayne’s World reflecting on his life.
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This is the manager Glen. He's here 24 hours a day. I recommend the sugar pucks. They're excellent. Come on. I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion it's called murder? It laid me off. I got one of these. Yeah. I know how that feels. You know what I'd like to do? Yeah, I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy that did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies. Actually, I was thinking about filing a grievance with the union. Well, the world's a twisted place. You know if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Oh yeah. Oh that's not good. I'm not happy. Oh no. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body. So, Wayne. I hear you're putting on some kind of concert. That's good. People need to be entertained, they need the distraction. I wish to God that somebody would do something to block out the voices in my head for five minutes. Voices that scream over and over. Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die? Okay.
