Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffWeng Weng RapDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.8K views Dec 2008A rap video celebrates pint-sized Filipino action star Weng Weng as a miniature lawman who takes on criminals, dances, and wins admirers. Show transcript0:24Agent of the law, hi.0:28Oh, you sweet little man. Mm. Wow, you're really my idol, you know?0:35You're making me fall for you. I can't help it.0:39Agent Double O, come on inside before you bust the blood vessel.0:44Interpol here.0:44Hey yo, we good to go? Hell yeah, it's Agent Double O. Don't want no trouble, don't do your best.0:49Put your weapon down slow. Keep your hands low down where he can see them.0:52Don't put them up high, he's a tiny human being. Guaranteeing security to Filipino citizens.0:58He saw the same thing to Wang Wang, guilty, innocent. He's got his own style, he's got a cute little smile.1:02In fact, one time he even got picked up by a pedophile. Kill that, he's skilled at the art of attack.1:08He got a razor blade, had a little gat and a rocket pack. Doesn't like booze, so never pour him a shot of scotch.1:13Just give him a coke and you won't get a pop in the crotch. These movies you love to watch, you know that they all sweet.1:18Wang Wang is doing his thang, thang under 3 feet. They say that he's whack, that he's weak, yeah, yo, you know what?1:23They say that in the Philippines, and watch out for the bowl cut.1:26Wang Wang, I love you, my Wang Wang. Come to me and kiss me.1:33I love you, Wang Wang.1:37Wang Wang, I love you, my Wang Wang. Come to me and kiss me.1:43I love you, Wang Wang.1:46You're in the getaway car 'cause you just finished a heist, got through the SWAT, lots of cops, so you think of you nice.1:52Mastermind, genius thief, you think you already own the title.1:54From behind you hear the whine of a mini motorcycle. It roll up quick with 2 foot 6 of trouble on top.1:59He shoots a look, crooks get shook, and you can feel your heart stop.2:02The kind of man that could chill you right through to your soul.2:05He shouts, pull over to the side of the road, I'm in the pole.2:07Best oblige and subside 'cause it's not, you're sure to die.2:10Via both staff to the gonads, suicidal. I try to flip the script.2:14If he's outnumbered and underhand, he's outstanding. He can jump the Grand Canyon and land in a mini bandit.2:19Fighting for justice, he'll never lose. Finest barbers and tailors, you know he's always looking smooth.2:23He'll take you out without a doubt. Boom bingey bang bang. My advice for criminals is stay the fuck away from Wang Wang.2:32Come to me and kiss me. I love you, Wang Wang.2:39Wang Wang, I love you, my Wang Wang. Come to me and kiss me.2:45I love you, Wang.2:46Little Wang could put us out of business.2:49Wang Wang, Wang Wang, 2 foot 9. He'll kick you in the nutsack from behind.2:54If you think Wang Wang's coming soft to slack, never that, never that, never that.2:58He's2:59Back on the scene as the man who just cash checks and have sex.3:02He's seen your mama naked with his high tech mod spec. Birds in hotel rooms never giving a shit.3:07If he sees a naked bitch, best believe she get a tender kiss.3:09After busting some heads, y'all could catch him at the disco, rocking up skirts and clocking more thongs than Cisco.3:15Staying alive with no jive when he danced, the women cried. They get hypnotized by his hips swinging side.
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