1.7K views Apr 2009
Vince Offer raps through a Slap Chop demonstration, chopping potatoes, salad ingredients, tuna, eggs, fruit, and salsa while pitching the kitchen gadget.
0:00 Hi, it's Vince with sl- sl- sl- sl- slap chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop. 0:07 Hi, it's Vince with Slap Chop. It could have been a great mood all day 'cause I'm slapping your troubles away with a slap and your slap slapping your troubles away with a slap and your shot. 0:15 Hi, it's Vince with Slap Chop. It could have been a great mood all day 'cause I'm slapping your troubles away with a slap and your slap slapping your troubles away with a slap and your shot. 0:22 Look, here's a potato. One slap, you got big chunks from stew, two slaps, more fries in the second, and look at this. 0:27 With you add mushroom, the more you do it, finally get your switch in grains. 0:31 Now, you love salad, you hate making it. You know you hate making salad, you hate making it. 0:35 Except we don't have any salad in your diet, or just 1 slap salad. 0:39 Soup, coleslaw, stuff in what, 5 seconds? 4 or 5 seconds, it's done. 0:43 This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna. 0:47 Stop having a boring life. Add this tuna to you like this, now you're gonna have a nice, exciting life. 0:52 Now here's a hard-boiled egg, 1 chunk of pickle, you add the cream, and what you can do, you can mix things together. 0:58 You add the ham, and you're gonna love this. You don't have time to make breakfast. 1:02 Breakfast to go. 1:03 Watch this, you're gonna love my nuts. Watch this, you're gonna love my nuts. 1:07 Watch this, you're gonna watch this, you're gonna watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, sort of like fruit or mango. 1:14 Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. 1:22 Look at that, isn't that beautiful on your ice cream? The reason you're gonna slap away every day is because it's so easy to clean. 1:28 1, 1:30 2, and pops open my bad. Now these other ones you've seen in the stores, bacteria gets in the food, all the stores have this. 1:38 You can't clean it. You can't open this up. It's worthless. Forget about it. 1:43 Now take the slab chop, put it back together. Put the slab chop right there. 1:48 Let's put the slab chop right there. Let's put the slab chop right there. 1:52 Let's put the slab chop right there. The skin's at the bottom. 1:56 The skin's at the bottom. The skin's at the bottom. The skin's at the bottom. 2:01 The skin comes right off. The skin comes right off. The skin comes right off. 2:07 The skin comes right off. Now put a tomato in there, add your cilantro, your hot peppers right there. 2:12 You hit it like this, hit it like this, hit it like this, hit it like this. 2:20 Guys, we're gonna make America see again, one stop at a time. 2:24 It's guys, we're gonna make America see again, one stop at a time. 2:27 It's guys, we're one start, one see again, one stop at a, one stop at a guys, we're one start, one see again, one stop at it, one slap at it, guys, rig one sir, one see again. 2:37 One slap at it, one slap at it, guys, rig guys, rig one sir, one slap at it, slap at it, slap, slap, slap, slap. 2:43 By its prince with slap chop, you're gonna be in a great mood all day 'cause you're gonna slap in your troubles away with a slap, slap, slap in your troubles away with a slap shot. 2:50 By its prince with slap chop, you're gonna be in a great mood all day 'cause you're gonna slap in your troubles away with a slap, slap, slap in your troubles away with a slap. 2:58 Daisy, you just got one hand and chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop. 3:08 Watch this, tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini. 
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