Worst Infomercial Ever

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A local business owner goes on an unhinged rant during his own leather store infomercial.

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A lot of really great leather deals right now. You know everybody is crying about the economy, saying, 'Oh my God, it's so slow, things are so bad.' Well, you know, if, not for nothing, this is a pet peeve of mine, if Hillary Clinton didn't spend a whole year running for president instead of doing something for the state of New York, maybe we'd be a little better. If Spitzer wasn't out there popping chicks like Bon Bons, maybe we'd be a little better. So for a whole freaking year, we had a woman run all over the country running for president, she never won and I ain't seen her face since. Meanwhile in Upstate New York, there's no jobs, there's no action, and nothing happening. You know, you pay people a lot of money, I mean I'm not going to badmouth, but I'm going to badmouth. When you run for president, you got to run for a freaking year. You, Hillary, you should give the money back for a senator and appoint a senator that did something for the state of New York for the last freaking year while we've all been buying on a vine waiting for you to not make president, okay? I don't really care what you think about that, but that's how I feel about it. It seems like the people in Upstate New York are always getting the short end of the freaking stick. When are you people going to do something instead of sitting around in meetings that last 14 minutes and then you don't do nothing about it for 6 months? You all suck, okay? I tell you right now, if I ran the state of New York, there'd be jobs in New York, and people would be happy instead of struggling and pissing and moaning about how bad things are all the time. Why don't you do something? Did I say it? I think I said it. I said it. Let's do our sponsors now. If Hillary is not our sponsor, I should, she drew out last minute, I don't know why. Wait a second, I got to show you, I got to show you. I hope it comes off real quick. No, it don't. Thanks for nothing, Hillary Clinton. All right, let's go. Go ahead. All right, Mohawk Valley Landscaping. Jason Durani.

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