Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOff10 Toys That Make You GayDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share6K views Jul 2009A compilation of questionable 80s and 90s television commercials for children's toys and products. Show transcript0:04I got a wazzle, I'm gonna snazzle.0:05Name's Bumble Lion.0:06Cute as he can be, 'cause he's part lion and part bumblebee.0:11Billie Tina beat it, looking just right, and three of the outfits, they're up a lot of sight.0:17Looks so much like Michael from head to toe, put the mic in his hand and he'll steal the show.0:21I love you, Michael Jackson.0:23So much fun when we pretend to be a fireman or a carpenter, and my buddy can even go camping with me.0:31With me and my buddy, adventure sets, we get lots of good stuff and special clothes.0:35This is a Petster, and this is the kid who got it to come when he called.0:40You kitty.0:42Doctor!0:43Their neighbor likes to play games with Petster.0:45They have a nosey farm.0:47Nosey bears.0:48They have a nose farm.0:49Nosey bears.0:51Get the blast, hold them all blaster. If you wanna get the bounce you're after, get the Blast Pogo Blaster.1:01A hot new look and a bigger bounce.1:02You've got the bigger bounce you're after.1:05Squirrel 'em, hang 'em from your ears.1:07To your.1:09Twist 'em.1:10That's hot.1:10Neon neon tears. Shine on, Leon Neon.1:16Now there's something just for you and pretty Lee from Underoos Underwear.1:22E.T. is lots of fun. In my world, he's number one.1:26G.I. Joe marching ahead, Superman acts standing tall, but that's not all.1:32Come live with me.1:35They cry real tears and need a new home.1:38You can save a little lost and found.1:39Poor baby.1:42They need you to feed them never. Baby.1:45You can dry their real tears and give them their bottles.1:48Water and ooze blast and oozenator.1:50Oh, yuck! Bleh!1:53Gross!1:55Yuck! Disgusting!1:56And of course,1:57Awesome!1:58the new oozenator blaster from Super Soaker. Major pumping required.
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