3.6K views Oct 2008
A pushy car salesman pressures customers over test drives, prices, repairs, and buying decisions in a series of comic dealership ads promising no badgers.
0:00 So what do you say? Let's go inside and, uh, make us a deal. 0:03 Well, can I take on a test drive first? 0:06 All right, I'll go get the keys. 0:13 I don't want to spend all day doing this, you know. I got a lot of cars for sale. 0:16 Let's go back and do a deal. 0:18 Well, can I take it on the highway first? 0:20 Hey, if this is going to be a joyride, I got paying customers back there on the lot. 0:24 Tired of being badgered? Come to any Johnson Automotive dealership. 0:28 Great deals, great service, no badgers. 0:31 Hey, buddy, how about us making us a deal? 0:34 I like her a lot. How much wiggle room we got on the price? 0:38 Wiggle room? I'll show you wiggle room. Wiggle wiggle wo, wiggle wiggle wo, wiggle wiggle ooh wa ooh, wiggle wiggle wa, wiggle wiggle woo. 0:48 How's that, huh? We got us a deal going. Wiggle wiggle wo, wiggle wiggle wo, wiggle wig. 0:55 Tired of being badgered? Come to any Johnson Automotive dealership. 0:58 Great deals, great service, no badgers. 1:01 Yep, you're gonna look good in that car. So we ready to sign this deal? 1:05 Well, we really love the car. 1:07 Yeah, we love it. It's just 340 is as high as we can go a month. 1:16 You're kidding me, right? All the paperwork I had to do, I looked at your credit report, you got a lot of money, so then let's do the deal. 1:25 Tired of being badgered? Come to any Johnson Automotive dealership. 1:28 Great deals, great service, no badgers. 1:37 Excuse me. 1:38 Don't talk to me, I'm on my popcorn break. 1:40 Do you know what time my, my car is going to be ready? 1:42 Do you see this suit I'm wearing? I don't fix cars, I sell cars. 1:47 Well, they've been here over 3 hours, and it- 1:49 Do I look like I care? 1:53 Uh. 1:54 I don't. 1:55 Tired of being badgered? Come to any Johnson Automotive dealership. 1:59 Great deals, great service, no badgers. 2:02 Can I help you, ma'am? 2:03 Yeah, um, I'm interested in this SUV. 2:05 As soon as your husband gets here, I'll be more than happy to show you all the features. 2:10 Uh, actually, it's for me. 2:12 Well, then no need looking under the hood. Uh, here's where the cup holders are, and there's a rear view mirror. 2:18 That's where you can put on your makeup, and this is the steering wheel here. 2:22 It's what you use to drive with. Hey, honey, come on back here. 2:26 Tired of being badgered? Come to any Johnson Automotive dealership. 2:29 Great deals, great service, no badgers. 2:34 So we ready to make a deal? 2:36 Uh, we like it. We just like to take some time, think about it, get back to you tomorrow. 2:40 Uh, suit yourself. Probably won't be here tomorrow. I got another couple interested in it. 2:45 Uh, we'll take our chances. 2:47 They won't be here. 2:48 Okay, well, we'll, we'll see what happens. 2:50 Well, it'll be gone. 2:52 We're just gonna wait, okay? 2:53 Better buy it tonight before I sell it right from under you. 2:56 Tired of being badgered? Come to any Johnson Automotive dealership. 3:00 Great deals, great service, no badgers. 
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