The Man Show Boy attempts to pick up women, sell beer, and offer lotion on the beach.
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Excuse me, can I talk to you for a second? Okay. Um, how about we go to dinner sometime? I don't know about that. I'll let you drive. You'll let me drive? You'd have to let me drive 'cause you probably don't drive, huh? No. Not even old enough to go out? Yeah. Really? Your mom would let you? Yeah. Come on, I've been practicing kissing on my dog. Excuse me. I have to go to my sex education class and I was wondering if you'd help me with my show-and-tell project. Yeah, come on, I'll be gentle. I just learned what sex was and I wanted to try it with you. Get out of here. Oh, you're turning me down, that's a laugh. Excuse me. Excuse me, babies, do you want to go on a field trip in my pants? Well, can I at least rub up against your legs? Hey, you ladies ever try a threesome? I'd like to be the meat in your sandwich. Hey, babies, you want to go out with me? I'm sorry, I'm taken. Oh, I thought you were a lesbo. Excuse me, are you guys going steady? Yeah. I was asking her, needle dick. Hey, Red, does the carpet match the curtains? Excuse me, it's time for my afternoon nap, wanna join me? Okay. How about 50 bucks then? I think you're talking to a wall. Come on, I'm trying to get laid. Can I rub a little lotion on you? No, that's okay. Come on, seriously, let me grease up your boobs. Boobs. Uh-uh. Hey, I have two children that are your age, come on. Do they grease up your boobs? Oh my god. Can I rub some lotion on you? No, I'm all covered up. I won't just do your shoulders, I don't mind exploring. I use the lotion on myself a lot at home. Hey, ladies, can I interest you in a free bikini wax? How about you two open up and let me get in there. Will you rub some lotion on my back? Do it slow, let's make this party last a while. Just a little right there, I guess. Now let me do you. No, I don't think so, I'm taking my shirt off. All right, I guess I won't want to get my hand all hairy anyways. Excuse me, miss. Can you roll up my wrap for me? I love that. No, not you, sir. I want her to do it. Yeah. Well, I don't know, I'm just looking at it. All right, let that help you with the wrap. Oh yeah, that's right. You look like you've had some experience. You are? All right. You're asked. Well, you're doing so well. Your girl keeps giving me the eye. Are you keeping her happy at home? I want to practice mouth-to-mouth. No, my god. You're that. No? No, mouth-to-mouth, because you know why? Mouth to anything? Nothing. Oh, nothing. Come on, honey, I thought all the cold fish were in the ocean.
