Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffMan Show BoyDula TVFunny videos since 200800Share5.3K views Aug 2009The Man Show Boy attempts to pick up women, sell beer, and offer lotion on the beach. Show transcript0:04Uh, excuse me, can I talk to you for a second?0:07Okay.0:08Um... How about we go to dinner sometime?0:14I don't know about that.0:16I'll let you drive.0:17You'll let me drive? You'd have to let me drive, because you probably don't drive, huh?0:21No.0:22Are you even old enough to go out?0:24Yeah.0:25Really? Your mom would let you?0:27Yeah. Come on, I've been practicing kissing on my dog. Excuse me. I have to go to my sex education class, and I was wondering if you'd help me with my show and tell project. Yeah, come on, I'll be gentle. I just learned what sex was, and I wanted to try it with you.0:48Get out of here.0:50Oh, you're turning me down? That's a laugh. Excuse me. Excuse me, babies, do you want to go on a field trip in my pants? Well, can I at least rub up against your legs? Hey, you ladies ever try a threesome? I'd like to be the meat in your sandwich. Hey, baby, you want to go out with me?1:18I'm sorry, I'm taken.1:21Oh, I thought you were a lesbo. Excuse me, are you guys going steady?1:28Yeah.1:29I was asking her needle dick. Hey, Red, does the carpet match the curtains? Excuse me, it's time for my afternoon nap. Wanna join me?1:44No, thanks.1:46How about 50 bucks then?1:48What are you talking about?1:50Come on, I'm trying to get laid.2:01Come on, be here, come get your beer. Come on, who wants it? Hot day, cold beer. Hey honey, want a beer? Interest you dolls in a cocktail? This one's on me, maybe later I can get on you. Would you like an ice cold beer?2:19Beer?2:22It's ladies night, bitches drink free. We're gonna have to check your ID, though. No, just kidding, you're old.2:32I don't know how you would be allowed to sell something alcoholic. You're not old enough, you're not 21.2:37Are you gonna buy something?2:39I'm not gonna buy something, but I don't think that you're doing, I think you're doing something against the law.2:45Okay, so I, I suggest you leave.2:47Okay, listen, Hitler, there's no German beer here, so move along.2:51What a smart ass kid you are. Boy.2:57You need to loosen up, have a beer. Hey, Toots, how about a beer?3:02No, thank you.3:04Your mouth says no, but your fat gut says yes. Hey, what's up, Julio? Want a cerveza? Hey, there's the happy couple. How about a beer?3:16Can I use my laundry dough?3:19You're obviously not using it for laundry. You should drink them both so your girlfriend looks better. Would you two young broads like a drink? Hey guys, should I pour you 3?3:36Yeah, that's all we need.3:37That'll3:3725 cents?3:39Uh, yeah, each. I'm gonna need to see some ID, though. You guys look like you barely have pubes.3:51Let me have a sip.3:53All right. Were you in the war, sir?3:57Yeah, probably World War 2.4:00Kill any crowds?4:02I don't think so. I get, I don't know it.4:06You were so drunk you didn't know.4:10There you go, man.4:11Head for the mountains, literally.4:14So how, how is business going?4:16Good.4:17You just started?4:18No, I'm serious, though. Head for the mountains.4:20Mm-hmm.4:21Get out of here.4:27Nice work, Aaron. It's summertime, and here in Southern California, that means it's time to hit the beach. But since we figure you've seen, uh, too much of us without our shirts on already this season, we thought it might be nice to send the man show boy to the beach to soak in the sun and maybe check out some ladies.4:53Can I rub a little lotion on you?4:55No, that's okay.4:57Come on, seriously, let me grease up your boobs.5:02Boobs.5:03Uh-huh. Hey, I have ch- 2 children that are your age, come on.5:08Do they grease up your boobs?5:10Oh my God.5:11Can I rub some lotion on you?5:14No, I'm all puffed up.5:16I won't just do your shoulders, I don't mind exploring. I use the lotion on myself a lot at home. Hey ladies, can I interest you in a free bikini wax? How about you two open up and let me get in there? Will you rub some lotion on my back? Do it slow, let's make this party last a while. Just a little right there, I guess. You're all trained up.5:48Now let me do you.5:49No, I don't think so, so I'm taking my shirt on.5:52Eh, all right, I guess I wouldn't want to get my hand all hairy anyways. Excuse me, miss, can you blow up my wrap for me?6:01I'd love that.6:02No, not you, sir.6:03You want her to do it?6:04Yeah.6:05Well, I don't know how you feel.6:08Sure, I'd love to help you blow up your wrap.6:11Oh yeah, that's right. You look like you've had some experience.6:16You're absolutely right.6:20But she's doing so well. Your girl keeps giving me the eye. Are you keeping her happy at home? I want to practice mouth to mouth.6:29No.6:30Oh my God.6:31Do that.6:32No?6:33No mouth to mouth, because you know why?6:35Mouth to anything?6:36Nothing. Nothing.6:39Come on, honey, I thought all the cold fish were in the ocean.6:48Let's bring Nacho Boy out. Good work. Excellent work, as usual. Did you, uh, did you have a good time out there?7:02Yeah, but I still have sand up my ass.7:04Well, yeah, you gotta watch that.7:06All right, when we come back, Q&A and Girls on trampolines. This is The Man Show.
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