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Watch a rapid-fire compilation of cheesy movie quotes, from dramatic declarations of love and action-movie one-liners to awkward jokes and memorable scenes.
0:00 Sometimes there's so much... 0:03 beauty... 0:06 in the world. 0:10 I feel like I can't take it. 0:19 Tonight's forecast, a freeze is coming. 0:22 It's turkey time. 0:24 Huh? 0:26 Gobble gobble. 0:27 I hate to disappoint you, but... 0:31 rubber lips are immune to your charms. 0:33 You take care, kid. 0:38 Must be weird not having anybody come on you. 0:41 I'll have her give me a bath, and then, who knows? 0:45 You sack of wine! 0:46 I don't like sand. 0:49 It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. 0:54 Did you just have a brain fart? 0:57 Begging your pardon, sir. 0:59 I resent it when people fought inside my office. 1:02 Jenny, I'm sorry. 1:06 Don't. 1:08 Love means never having to say you're sorry. 1:10 I'm sorry, Wilson! Wilson, I'm sorry! 1:16 I'm sorry! We're all gone! We're all gone! 1:22 I truly, 1:25 deeply love you. 1:28 We were made to fit together. 1:29 You're why cavemen chiseled on walls. 1:31 You are so beautiful it hurts. 1:33 It's your nose that hurts. 1:35 I think it's my heart. 1:37 I'm the king of the world! 1:41 A bird may love a fish, signore, but where would they live? 1:46 Okay, cocksucker, fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk. 1:51 How about I make you my wee arch? 1:55 Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch! 2:00 I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, 2:06 and I'm all out of bubblegum. 2:08 You scared, motherfucker? Well, you should be, because this green beret is going to kick your big ass. 2:13 I ate green berets for breakfast. 2:15 Right now I'm very hungry. 2:19 I know kung fu. 2:20 I know taekwondo. 2:22 And I know what you're off. 2:24 In 30 seconds, you'll be dead. I'll blow this place up and be home in time for cornflakes. 2:29 Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey! 2:32 This is your fucking wake-up call, man. I am an FBI agent. 2:37 Diplomatic immunity. 2:44 Just been revoked. 2:46 There was a firefight! 2:48 You're hit. You're bleeding, man. 2:50 I ain't got time to bleed. 2:52 Huh. 2:52 Do you enjoy pain? 2:54 Pain don't hurt. 2:55 It might be a tumor. 2:56 It's not a tumor. It's not a tumor. 2:59 My mom always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. 3:07 I am directly below the enemy stronghold. 3:10 I'm too old for this shit. 3:13 I'm smarter than you. 3:19 Yeah, well, I'm taller. 3:22 Remember, Sally, when I promised to kill you last? 3:24 That's what major you did. 3:26 I lied. 3:30 Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? 3:34 The same thing that happens to everything else. 3:40 If Bozuzu comes for you, I will spit a leopard. 3:44 You lost your mind? 3:45 He's got space dementia. 3:47 What? Uh, can you just hold on for a second? I'm, I'm on my hamburger phone. 3:52 You know, in America it's bling bling, but out here it's bling bang, huh? 3:56 5 million. 3:56 That's a utility belt, not a money belt. 6 million. 4:00 7 million. 4:01 Never leave the cave without it. 4:03 At least they won't be using heroin-flavored bananas to finance revolutions. 4:07 If I can change, and you can change, everybody can change. 4:12 Are you a Mexi-can or a Mexicant? 4:15 I am the law. 4:17 I am the law. 4:18 You betray the law. 4:19 Law. 4:26 Let off some steam, Bennett. 4:28 So who are you? Are you, you like some special forces guy or something? 4:33 I'm just a cook. 4:35 What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age. 4:39 It makes you kill yourself, just when you thought there couldn't be any more evil that could be invented. 4:47 Not even the younglings survived. 4:48 There's a town about 8 miles behind us. There were bodies on the road into town. 4:54 Cheese and crackers. 5:00 Your luggage. 5:05 You white bitch, give me some chon chon. 5:07 Let's get some ice. 5:10 Put the bunny back in the box. 5:13 Get off my plane. 5:19 Shit just got real. 5:22 Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane. 5:29 I like nice tits. 5:32 I always have. How about you? 5:34 I like having nice tits. 5:36 I'm also just a girl. 5:40 Standing in front of a boy. 5:44 Asking him to love her. 5:45 You... 5:48 complete me. And I just had... 5:52 Shut up. Just shut up. 5:56 You had me at hello. 5:58 I love you, Molly. 6:02 I've always loved you. 6:06 Ditto. 6:07 So what happened after he climbed up the tower and rescued her? 6:12 She rescues him right back. 6:14 In the rain. 6:15 Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed. 6:17 Nobody puts baby in a corner. 6:19 But I'm not letting go. I can't. 6:24 I love you too damn much. 6:26 Bartons! 6:29 Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in hell! 6:35 But I was going into Tashi Station to pick up some power converters. 6:38 You're a godsend. A savior. 6:41 No, I'm... I'm just... the postman. 6:46 Planning on stealing something? 6:48 No, ma'am, we're not. 6:50 Plan on murdering me in my sleep? 6:53 What? No. 6:55 Stop eating my sesame cake. 7:00 Stop eating my sesame cake! 7:02 How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? 7:04 I- 7:04 How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? 7:06 I don't know! 7:07 We need to get those planes fuel loaded right now. 7:09 What's going on out there? 7:11 I think World War 2 just hit us. 7:12 I'm taking the children, we have to save the children. 7:15 This is a chopper. 7:17 They're eating her. 7:20 And then they're going to eat me. 7:21 A sentinel killing machine designed for one thing. 7:24 Search and destroy. 7:25 It's a pressure valve. Won't open unless there's tremendous pressure. 7:29 It's like looking in a mirror, only not. 7:32 Inspector Clay's dead. 7:34 Murdered. And somebody's responsible. 7:38 I have seen a security hologram of him 7:44 killing younglings. 7:48 You're fired. 7:54 You better hold on tight, spider monkey. 7:57 I am going to make you as happy as a baby cyclo on a straight diet of provango. 8:05 I thought Christmas only comes once a year. 8:07 Flash, Flash, I love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth. 8:12 Just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man. 8:17 Thanks. 8:18 They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom! 8:23 We're going to live on. We're going to survive. 8:28 Today, we celebrate our Independence Day. 8:32 What is that? What is that? What is it? Oh, no, not the beast! 8:37 Not the beast! Ah! Oh no, my eyes! My eyes! 8:43 Ah! Ah! 8:46 Anakin, you're breaking my heart. 8:49 You are tearing me apart, Lisa! 8:52 Mother, 8:54 you're alive. 8:55 Too bad you will die. 8:59 No! 9:01 You killed my mother. You killed my father, you killed my people! 9:06 While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies. 9:14 I'm exhausted. 9:15 Yeah, me too, but you know, I'm really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy? 9:21 I would have followed you, my brother, 9:25 my captain, 9:29 my king. 9:30 You can be my wingman anytime. 9:34 Bullshit. You can be mine. 
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