2.4K views Apr 2010
A rapid-fire compilation strings together memorable Arnold Schwarzenegger lines from his action films and comedies, from “Get to the chopper” to “I'll be back.”
0:02 It's showtime. 0:07 All right, everyone, chill. 0:09 Allow me to break the ice. 0:10 I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle. 0:15 Hey, what the hell did you do to him, man? 0:18 I did nothing. The pavement was his enemy. 0:21 Dylan, you son of a bitch. 0:25 Listen to me very carefully. 0:27 You are not you, you're me. 0:30 No shit. 0:31 You know who I am? 0:32 I've seen you before. You're the asshole on TV. 0:36 Right? 0:37 Wrong. 0:39 I want to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately. 0:44 Well, why should I? 0:46 Because I'm going to say please. 0:49 Drop dead! 0:51 I don't do requests. 0:57 Huligani. 0:57 You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here, Hauser. 1:01 Look who's talking. 1:03 From laughs if your four wins. 1:04 You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last. 1:09 What you been feeding this thing? 1:12 Blondes. 1:12 Come on, don't bullshit me. 1:14 Bullshit. 1:15 Bullshit. 1:15 Bullshit. 1:16 Bullshit. 1:17 Bullshit. You sell some. 1:21 It's all bullshit, all of it. 1:23 Jesus, you were gonna kill that guy. 1:25 Of course, I'm a Terminator. 1:26 I suppose nothing hurts you. 1:28 Only pain. 1:30 Hey, are you gonna pay for that? 1:35 Talk to the hand. 1:36 Come on, Bennett. Let's party. 1:39 Give us the girl or we'll take her. 1:41 Enough talk. 1:44 Into the boat! Into the tunnel! 1:46 Get to the chopper! 1:49 You did not make it, Victor. 1:50 Sweetheart, we're married. 1:55 Consider that a divorce. 1:56 Hello, cutie pie. One of us is in deep trouble. 2:02 I'm pregnant. 2:03 It might be a tumor. 2:05 It's not a tumor. It's not a tumor at all. 2:08 Chill out, Dickwad. 2:11 Cheering me up! 2:13 No problemo. 2:15 That's for sleeping with my wife. The damn minivan. 2:19 Grant me revenge. And if you do not listen, then the hell with you. 2:25 The hell with you. 2:26 The hell you will. 2:28 Who the hell are you? 2:29 My name is John Kimball, 2:32 and I love my car. 2:33 You shit on me. 2:35 I'm not shitting on you. 2:36 Hey, you want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres. 2:43 Here, cool off. 2:46 Stick around. 2:49 Knock knock. 2:51 Come sta? 2:53 Give you a lift? 2:54 No, no! 2:57 You're fired. You're fired. 3:05 Your luggage. 3:08 You are stupid. 3:13 How is that guy, Kona Frase? 3:19 Well, that hit the spot. 3:20 To be or not to be? 3:24 Not to be. 3:26 The Iceman cometh. 3:28 Hey, lighthouse! Hey, Christmas tree! 3:31 I love this saw. This saw's part of me, and I'm gonna make it part of you. 3:37 That's all right. Keep it. 3:41 What happened to Vaza? 3:42 Uh, he had to split. 3:44 Doesn't anyone say dead anymore? 3:46 This is war. Let's take some ice. 3:50 Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women. 3:55 Worn to be bad. 3:57 Guda! 3:58 Tushba! Tushba! 4:02 If it bleeds, we can kill it. 4:04 Now this is the plan. Get your ass to Mars. 4:09 You're late. 4:10 Traffic. 4:11 May I see your invitation, please? 4:13 Sure. Here's my invitation. 4:15 What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age! Kron. 4:21 Frosty! 4:22 Mac. 4:23 Mac. 4:23 Mac. 4:24 Mac. 4:24 Mac. 4:24 Mac. 4:25 Mac. 4:25 Mac! 4:26 Mac! 4:27 A riddle of steel. 4:30 And God doesn't want you to go in there. 4:31 Don't go in there, man. 4:32 Well, the God shouldn't have killed my dog. 4:33 You should clone yourself. 4:35 Why's that? 4:36 So you can go fuck yourself. 4:37 She's dead. 4:38 You lie! 4:39 I'm not a pervert. I just was looking for Turbo Man doll. 4:43 You want a Turbo Man for Christmas? 4:45 Forget it, I'm not gonna sit on your lap. 4:47 Bring the toy back. Bring the toy back to the carpet. Bring it back to the carpet. 4:51 Take your toy back to the carpet. 4:53 Take your toy back to the carpet. Take it back! 4:56 For the first time in my life, I'm pissed off! 4:59 Give me the goddamn. 5:01 My name is not Quaid. 5:03 Stop it. 5:03 No, I don't stop it. I want my baby. 5:05 Shh. But I'm all woman. 5:07 My nipples are very sensitive. 5:09 Feel how soft my skin is. 5:11 I want my Larry. I don't want to see you. 5:14 Stop being such a pussy. 5:15 Fucking shot me. 5:16 Just a scratch. 5:17 I do not want to touch his ass. I want to make him talk. 5:21 Okay, make it quick because my horse is getting tired. 5:24 This hero stuff has its limits. I need a vacation. 5:27 Oh, shit! 5:29 Shit. 5:29 Shit. 5:30 Shit. 5:30 Shit. 5:31 Shit. 5:32 Shit! 5:33 Come on, you piece of shit. Die or die. 5:36 We're going to play a wonderful game called Who is Your Daddy and What Does He Do? 5:41 I'm a cybernetic organism, living tissue over a metal endoskeleton. 5:45 Come with me if you want to live. 5:46 Who are you? 5:47 I'm the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger. 5:49 Danger is my trade. Now remember, I can break your neck like a chicken's. 5:53 You are mine now. You belong to me. You're not gonna have your mommy stand behind you anymore and wipe your little tushes. 5:59 No more complaining, no more Mr. Kim live to go to the bathroom. 6:02 Nothing. There is no bathroom. 6:05 Shut up. 6:05 Shut up. 6:06 Shut up! 6:07 Shut up! 6:07 Shut up. 6:11 Shut up. 6:15 You should not drink and bake. 6:18 Fuck you. 6:19 Fuck you. 6:20 Fuck you. 6:20 Fuck you, asshole. 6:21 Fuck you, asshole. 6:24 Fuck you, asshole. 6:25 That is a fucking asshole. 6:27 Assholes. 6:27 Dickheads. 6:29 Come back. 6:30 Sluts. 6:30 Bastards! 6:31 One ugly motherfucker. 6:35 What the hell are you? 6:37 Who the fuck are you? 6:38 Jesus, Marge! What the fuck? You blew my cover! 6:42 He molested, murdered, and mutilated her. 6:44 Cool. 6:45 Introducing Avada, Avada, Avada. This is Avada. 6:49 It's as satisfying to me as coming is, by having sex with a woman and coming. 6:54 Look is for babies. When you grow up, you have to drink beer. 6:57 Freeze in hell, Batman! 7:01 You killed my father. 7:04 Big mistake. 7:06 You've just been erased. 7:10 You are terminated. 7:13 See you at the party, Richter. 7:15 Freeze well. 7:16 Meet your film. Your flight attendants are Susan and Lance. We're here to make your trip as comfortable as possible. 7:21 Excuse me. Don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired. 7:25 Can't do that. 7:27 Wrong. 7:27 Here's what I- 7:28 When the governor gets here, call me. 7:30 This Green Beret is going to kick your big ass. 7:32 I ate Green Berets for breakfast. 7:35 Right now, I'm very hungry. 7:36 You've seen those movies where they say, make my day or I'm your worst nightmare. 7:40 Well, listen to this one. Rubber baby buggy bumpers. 7:44 You think this is the real Quaid? It is. 7:47 You are not sending me to the cooler. 7:49 I have my orders. 7:51 Drop the gun! 7:52 Yeah, that's right, drop the gun. 7:53 Hey, I'm a police officer. This is an arrest. 7:56 Freeze! 7:56 Jeez. 7:57 I'm a cop, you idiot. I'm Detective John Kimball. This man is under arrest. 8:06 Cocainum. 8:07 So who are you, man? Shit! 8:11 I'm the party pooper. 8:12 Remember, Sally, when I promised to kill you last? 8:14 That's what made you, you did. 8:16 I lied. 8:19 No sequel for you. 8:23 I'll be back. I'll be back. 8:25 I'll be back. 8:26 I'll be back. 8:26 I'll be back. 8:27 I'll be back. 8:28 I'm back. 8:29 Get down. 8:37 Get down. 8:37 Get down. 8:38 Get down. 8:39 Get down. 8:39 Get down. 8:40 Get down. 8:40 Get down. 8:41 Get down. 8:42 Get down or I'll put you down. 8:43 Get out. 8:44 Get out. 8:45 Get out. Get out. 8:46 Hasta la vista, baby. 8:54 Let off some steam, Bennett. 8:56 Here is Sub-Zero. Now, Plane Zero. 9:02 Leave anything for us? 9:03 Just bodies. 9:04 Come on, Cohaagen, you got what you want. Give these people air. 9:08 Do it. Do it! 9:09 Come on, kill me, I'm here! Come on, do it now! Kill me! 9:28 Mm. Oh, these cookies. 9:31 Put that cookie down, now! 9:33 You want to fuck with me? You think you know bad, huh? You're a fucking choir boy compared to me. 9:39 A choir boy! 9:40 Screw you! 9:44 You cold blooded bastard. I'll tell you what I think of it. I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine. 
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