Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffConversations With My Very Best FriendsDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Jul 2009Jeff welcomes his friend Craig to a talk show and introduces a class paper as a novel, then Craig awkwardly reads a passage about an ancient battle. Show transcript0:19No, I never thought, I never thought about that, the way you said it.0:23And we're back. Welcome back, everyone, to Conversations with My Very Best Friends.0:27I am Jeff, and I'm here once again, uh, with my friend Creighton Cragger.0:33Shit. Craig. It's Craig. It's just Craig.0:36Craig.0:36It's Craig. Uh, well, Craig, uh, this is the talent portion of the show.0:41I'm blessed by Jesus Christ himself to have Craig here with me to read a, uh, excerpt from his novel.0:49What's the title again?0:50It's just a paper I wrote for class.0:52But it's, uh, it's being published in the news, in the, the, the bank, the bank.0:59Bank.0:59This is a world premiere, uh, Craigan, Craig Creighton, Greg Andrews.1:05Greg Andrews, uh, conversation, best friends. Okay, here we go.1:09While quickly jumping from one battle scene to the next, Oban brings us to the unfortunate soldier Efidas, who happens to be sleeping in the middle of the battle for Mount Os- Osa,1:22on which the man is sleeping. Based upon these clues, when an unknown...1:30Also, killing a defenseless soldier in his sleep seems characteristic of a barbarous centaurus.1:38However, Ovid finally1:41is about to be savagely murdered1:46by the well-known...1:55Look, that was amazing. Let's, uh...2:01Let's hear, let's give a, uh, a little ra-2:22Hey.