Ali G Sex Education

Ali G: Ear me now. Wha gwan. Today we be chatting about the family. Does you think the way we is bringing up kids is changing? Michael Easley: Yes, we are raising them differently now. Some of it is great, some of it is not so great. Ali G: So, at what age does you think parents should give their kids their first spliff? Diane Knippers: I don't think they should do that, because it's illegal in our society. Ali G: How's the kid going to know what's good shit and what ain't? Michael Easley: I was a drug user for almost three years during my... everything but a needle. Everything else. Ali G: Does you think that parents should educate kids about sex? Diane Knippers: Yes, I do. And I think that parents should answer kids' questions honestly or even take the initiative. Ali G: So, should parents invite the kids into the room while they is boning, or should they show them porno? Michael Easley: No, no, no. Ali G: But like me dad, when we asked him about sex, he said, Yo, you hide in that kitchen cupboard tonight at 8 o'clock. Then 8 o'clock, he brought back this honey much fitter than me mum and he like boned her every which way while winking at me. And man, I still use some of them moves like the crouching soldier whatever. Ain't that right? Diane Knippers: See, that that sort of incident for me, it seems disrespectful of your mother. So part of what you... Ali G: No, she wasn't in the house. Prof. Roger Lancaster: I actually suspect that most kids, most places in the world, learn about sex because everybody sleeps in the same bedroom or from animals. Dogs. Ali G: How does you learn about sex from animals? Diane Knippers: Well, you can watch them having sex. Ali G: Yeah, but that's kind of weird sex. People doing with animals like... Diane Knippers: No, no. I'm not talking about, I'm talking about like a dog with a dog. Ali G: All right. Let's talk about difficult subject, very tattoo subject. Relationships in the family, or as it's called, incest. Diane Knippers: Incest. Ali G: Whatever. Yeah. Does you think it's wrong that a brother can never marry his sister? Michael Easley: Yes. Diane Knippers: I do. Ali G: For real. 'Cause once I was at me mate Jersey F's 15th birthday party and me didn't know she was me cousin, but there was this game where if you got locked in the cupboard, you had to bone her. Is that okay, or did I do insects? Prof. Roger Lancaster: The definition of incest does vary a great deal from culture to culture. Ali G: But what if you've got Halle Berry as your sister? You know, how is you going to stop yourself fancying her? Because if you don't fancy her, you is basically gay, isn't it? Diane Knippers: No, you know, there are lots of boys who grow up with very attractive sisters, and they still want to pull their pigtails. Ali G: I mean, I is all right. Me sister is, you know, she's a dog. Like, her body is all right, you know, her butt is like fine and she's got like amazing tits, but her face is like a real brown bagger, so I ain't got that problem. But is it always wrong to see your sister in a kind of sexual way, because I feel weird about it. Like, all me mates in me hood of Staines say that she give the best blowies in the area. But I know I should feel proud about that, but I feel, I feel weird and uncomfortable. Should I? Prof. Roger Lancaster: Sure. She's your sister. Ali G: You lot out there, family, you are the different sides. You make a opinion. Be safe. Keep it legal. Respect, West Side.