Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffbeesDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.1K views Nov 2008A costumed narrator explains the roles of queen, worker, and drone bees, then humorously describes a drone's mating flight and its fatal ending. Show transcript0:07If I were a bee, a queen bee, I would be very fat and do nothing else but lay eggs.0:19The unfertilized eggs will hatch my sons, the fertilized eggs will hatch my daughters.0:27If I were a daughter, I would be sterile, and I would do all the work.0:32I would have antennas to help me hear and pads on my feet to smell.0:37I would have compound eyes to see everywhere, and I would be armed with a stinger for the fence.0:42I have many sisters, and I communicate with them by dancing.0:49I tell them where the flowers are.0:53To one of my little sisters, I would feed the royal jelly that would make her fertile, and one day she will become the queen.1:03If I were a male bee, I wouldn't have a father, and I will be called a drone.1:09I would have many brothers, and we would do nothing, just waiting to have sex.1:19A female ready to mate. Sex! I would rather would fight!1:28I'm the strongest. I would fly after her. I would mate her in flight.1:35It's our nuptial flight. But pulling out from her, oh, my penis would break off.1:44It would get stuck in her vagina like a cork in a bottle, but it would prevent other males from mating with her.1:51She will be queen. She would start a new colony with my babies, but I would die without my penis.2:01I would bleed to death.