Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffAnnoying Bluetooth TalkersDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share10.4K views Jun 2009Two men at a restaurant argue about the annoyance of talking on a Bluetooth headset. Show transcript0:03You totally deserve that.0:05You totally deserve it. Yes, you do. On no planet is a shoe caddy a good gift.0:09That's just a, that, what? No, uh, all right. Yeah, no, no, no.0:13I get that it was payback, but my... It's not long distance, even if it's in India.0:18It you0:18So I'm on the 14th hole. Okay, Lloyd's got these great Cuban cigars.0:22I can't talk to you, mom.0:22So we're smoking these cigars.0:23I got someone on the other line.0:24So I reached down to take a puff.0:26I can't hear you, it's loud.0:27And all of a sudden Lloyd goes,0:28No, no.0:28What the fuck you doing?0:29I'm on the line. I'm gonna have to call you back. Call them.0:31So I was trying to brush my teeth with an apple. It was, it was horrible, horrible.0:35Um, excuse me? Who are you talking to?0:39Talking to myself.0:40Well, you're doing it really loud.0:41Oh, really?0:42Yeah, yeah.0:43You're kind of talking loud yourself.0:45To a person.0:46What's the difference?0:47Uh, I'm actually conversing with another human being.0:49Oh, really?0:50Very different than just0:51To the outside observer, it's the same level of annoyance.0:53Well, I need to talk to my friend. I can barely hear you.0:55Okay, well, maybe if you talk lower to your friend, I'll talk lower to my other self.0:58Great, great.0:59Okay?0:59Good plan.1:00All right, good.1:01Jesus Christ.1:01I'm literally1:03He's been talking on his cell phone1:04talking to himself.1:05the whole dinner.1:06Do you hear that?1:06He doesn't even think he's annoying. That's the thing about if he could just sit there and talk out loud and not be annoying, but1:11Do you hear that?1:11I'm telling you.1:12He's literally just doing it just1:13He's been driving me nuts for like the last 10 minutes.1:15This is bullshit.1:16No, can you hear him?1:17Yeah, no, he's still talking. Wait, I got Steve on the other line.1:19He wins.1:20Hold on.1:20Yeah.1:20Hey, Steve,1:21Good for you.1:21Do me a favor. Remind me, these people, they they're just...