Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffBeat Kids Visit The VetDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.8K views Oct 2008A beat-obsessed kid visits a veterinarian, asks about neutering animals, and cracks awkward jokes as the vet explains the procedure. Show transcript0:01Hi, I have approximately 1 child learning about spaying and neutering animals at the animal befixery.0:09Kids on the beat, kids on the street, beat kids, beat kids.0:13Show me what you do on this little doggy.0:15Okay, so this little doggy lies on the operating table, and what the surgeon does is she makes a little hole on each side, and she takes the testicles out.0:23Do you throw the testicles at the poor, or do you sell them to the Greeks?0:26High five. And what do you do here?0:28My name is John Morehead, and I'm a veterinarian here at the hospital.0:31If you're neutering animals, shouldn't you be called Doctor Leshead?0:35My brother's name is Les.0:36I say you tossed away more balls than Brett Favre.0:39Feel this. Feel how nice and warm it is?0:41These are like the plastic sheets on my bed to keep me from wetting it.0:45Yeah, well, you don't want to admit that on TV.0:47I'm proud to wet the bed. I wet the bed like an animal. I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln.0:52High five. You're a doctor. Can you show me on this peanut how you neuter a cat?0:57Cut the peanut in here.1:01I say you've seen more privates fall than Fallujah in spring.1:05My grandpa neutered his dog with a hammer, is that right?1:07You would go to jail for that.1:08But my grandpa loves jail. That's his favorite place to be. That's the only place where he feels emotionally safe.1:14I think that you should consider yoga.1:15I'd do yoga, but I'm afraid I'd hover and do a ceiling fan. High five.1:20You ever bury their parts and try to see if a clippings tree grows?1:23My great, great, great grandpa was hung by a clippings tree.1:27That sounds terrible.1:28Yeah, there was some strange fruit going on that day. Goodbye, little kitties, goodbye.1:33Hello, middle America.
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