Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffMy New Haircut Senior EditorDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Sep 2008An older man shows off his new haircut and boasts about attracting women, taking Viagra, working out, and drinking bourbon in this comedy sketch. Show transcript0:05I'm taking it back to the old school 'cause I'm an old fool who's so cool.0:09You know what this is? This is my new haircut. You know what that means?0:14I'm getting some hanky panky tonight. My boys, they got the same haircut.0:20They're coming out too. They're getting some hanky panky tonight.0:25I'm gonna grind on every cougar that walks through that door.0:29I'm gonna grind until my dick gets hard or until I get a heart attack, whichever comes first.0:37Cougars love my haircut. If not, fucking hags. Hag.0:44Old hag. Swear to God, one of these little buffs looks at me the wrong way, I'm gonna start a fight.1:01Excuse me, sir, you have to check in.1:03Not now, peckerhead. I gotta pee.1:08Yeah, I take Viagra. I eat that shit for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.1:16I'm in control. I got my bowels under control.1:21I got my Metamucil.1:26Where's the doggone Metamucil, mom? I told you to get me more Metamucil.1:33Mom?1:35Mom?1:38Mom? Yeah, I grunt when I get my swell on at the gym. That's so all these rookies know that I can kick their ass.1:47One, one, one, one.1:53Maalox, Preparation H,1:58Rolades,2:01V8 vegetable juice. I'm gonna get fucking wasted tonight.2:07I'm drinking fucking bourbon all night. Fucking bourbon, yeah, I wash my diapers in that shit.2:15Bourbon, bourbon, bourbon, bourbon.2:31Bourbon. Berman.