Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffAli G Visits FarmDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.2K views Jul 2009Ali G visits a farm and confuses a veterinarian with a military veteran while asking about animal illnesses, chickens, and undiscovered species. Show transcript0:00Eagle, you're looking great. Coming up 9 minutes.0:041400 feet, still looking very good.0:14Easy now.0:16Good day.0:17Safe. What be your name?0:19I'm Doctor George Washington.0:22What?0:23Doctor George Washington.0:25All right, wicked. So does vets mainly look after sick animals?0:29No, we do a lot of preventive medicine, reproductive work, and everything.0:33Why was there so many sick animals in Vietnam?0:39There... there wasn't that many sick animals in Vietnam.0:43But weren't there like millions of Vietnam vets?0:47You're confusing terminology here. Okay, a veterinarian is a doctor of veterinary medicine.0:54He's the person that treats animals.0:56For real. So, ah, I was getting it. So, loads of people went to Vietnam and then treated animals there.1:03No, no, no. You're confusing the term.1:06Right.1:07I'm a veteran, but I'm also a veterinarian because I served time as a veterinarian in the military.1:14For real. So why does so many of those people from the military then later on in life want to start working with animals?1:23They don't. They can do anything they want to. There's no relation between a veteran of the military1:30Aye.1:30and a veterinarian.1:32Respect. And you is?1:35I'm both.1:36Oh man, that's so confusing. I- I don't understand it. So to make this clear to young people out there, people who fights in wars is called veterinarians.1:48No.1:48People who1:50Are called veterans.1:51Whatever, veterans, people who does the animal thing is called veterina- vete- veterans.1:59No, veterinarians.2:00Veterinarians. Respect.2:01VETERINAR. It's veterinarians.2:06When you was a kid, did you know that you wanted to grow up and be a veteran?2:16Well, you're still confusing. Just, just forget the word veteran.2:19All right.2:19Please.2:20How often is animals actually sick, and how often is they faking it just so them can get a day off work?2:27Animals aren't faking it to get a day off work.2:31But what does you do if there's like a knock on your door and there's like a goat out there, whatever, and he says he's got flu, but you know he's lying?2:41Does you tell the farmer?2:42The goat doesn't talk to us. It's the farmer that talks to us.2:46So is there a lot of sex diseases with animals?2:50There are a few, but not many that's transmitted.2:52Is that because most animals wear conies?2:57No.2:58So is you saying that the man cows just whip it out and jizz over their babylons, or what?3:04No.3:12So how does they stop getting them preggers?3:16So is there any animals that ain't been discovered yet?3:20There could be. They've just found some in some of the jungles, different places that they didn't know exist.3:26Has you got any photos of the ones that ain't been discovered?3:29No.3:29All right, what about a video or something like...3:32Well, if you had a video, they'd have been discovered.3:35All right. Not if they videoed themselves.3:39They, they aren't smart enough to operate a video. You aren't going to see that chicken there taking a video around.3:45All right.3:46He doesn't have enough, his brain is not developed enough.3:48Yo man, him can hear you saying that. Don't cuss him.3:51I'm not, I'm not cussing. I say he doesn't, his brain is not developed enough.3:55He's like just there. He's gonna hear you say that and be like, well upset, innit?3:59No, he's not.4:01Look at that!4:02That's why she wanted it.4:03Oi!4:04I like this.4:04Look at that fucking thing. What's that?4:06That's a chicken.4:07What? That thing?4:09It's a chicken.4:10Is that a real animal?4:11That's a chicken.4:12Check it out. Have you ever seen anything like that?4:14Yeah.4:16Look at it.4:16He's got feathers on his feet.4:20How come he is wearing that?4:23That's the way Mother Nature, that's the way his genes are. He was born.4:27So where is, like, the tigers?4:30The w- this is not a zoo. This is a farm. This is like, uh, uh,4:37this is more like a farm you would have seen4:41probably when I was a kid.4:42What about a hippopotamus?4:44Hippopotam- there, you go to the National Zoo and you can see them.4:47What, you ain't got them here either?4:48No, this is not a zoo, this is a farm. You know what a farm is?4:52Well, it's like a rubbish zoo, obviously.4:55Okay, I hope you learned something about animals.4:57Yo, me learned a lot about animals.4:59You have.5:00A lot to learn.5:01Keep it real.5:02Okay.5:02Enough respect.5:03Okay.5:04Safe.5:04Safe.5:05Wicked.5:06Okay.
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