Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffBen Folds On Chatroulette 2Dula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2K views Apr 2010Ben Folds improvises songs on Chatroulette, turning encounters with strangers into playful lyrics about their rooms, outfits, and reactions. Show transcript0:25I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can't bang my head.0:33I wear my sunglasses so I can't bang my head, bang my head.0:45What are you lying next to the bed for?0:50Did you fall down0:53when you got out of it? Do you need some help?0:58What the fuck?1:01What the fuck?1:03What the fuck?1:07Young man, did they not teach you to make your bed? Young man, they cut all the hairs on your pretty head.1:19Young man, what does your shirt say? What else have you got to say besides what the fuck?1:41What is that?1:45It's a snake.1:49Holy shit, it's John Mayer's right arm.1:55Jam with us.2:00It's a light in a jail and a married man.2:08I can see a ring.2:11Your wife's at our show.2:16She's coming backstage.2:27Bad girl, bad girl, what you gonna say when your mama takes your computer away?2:32Bad girl, bad girl.2:41Hello, lady. That's the story of my life.2:46Oh.2:50Hello.3:01If a, oh shit!3:05They might see a dick or two.3:09It's nothing new, it's just the context.3:30This is the moment we've been waiting for. A man with some horns or a hat,3:41with his bottle to his mouth.3:47Hide your nose, put on a lay.3:52Jose Cuervo.3:58Show us your face, Jose.4:02You got something to say.4:07You better type us a message. Type us a message.4:12Type us a message, Jose Cuervo. Type us a message.4:22Cause I know it takes a lot more than one bottle of that shit you're drinking to make you so drunk that you can't type your name.4:33We want to know what an interesting cat like you.4:40Peace out, peace out. We love you, Jose4:47Cuervo. Jose, can you see me?4:56And we don't give a shit about you. We're done as shit.5:14Jesus.