1.6K views Sep 2009
A television comedian visits a classroom to discuss comedy and careers, then veers into bizarre conspiracy theories about the moon landing and President Bush.
0:11 Hey, how are you? 0:12 Good, how are you? 0:13 Pretty good. Nice to meet you. 0:14 Okay, class, this is Trevor, and he works in television, and he is going to talk to us today, okay? 0:20 Okay. 0:21 Hi, how's everyone doing? High five. Oh, there we go. I work in television, uh, on a comedy show. 0:27 Uh, does anybody here want to work in television when they grow up? 0:31 Okay, okay. Who likes comedy? Who's the, who's the class clown? 0:34 Joey! 0:36 Joey? Joey's the class clown? 0:37 I saw Sarah at recess, and this is what her face looks like. 0:43 Okay, all right. 0:44 I want to be an astronaut. 0:46 Oh, you want to be an astronaut? Well, that's great. You can be an astronaut. 0:49 All you have to do is study flying or science, and maybe someday you could be the first astronaut to walk on the moon. 0:57 No! 0:58 There already was an astronaut who first walked on the moon. 1:04 Well, no, not really, um, that wasn't real. 1:10 Uh, see, there was this thing called the Cold War, and in order to beat the Russians, we kind of faked that. 1:19 That never happened. See how there's no windows on the side, and see underneath where there's like a pod thing? 1:26 What's that, right? Take a look at this wreckage. See how there's no plane parts on the ground there? 1:32 What does that look like? 1:33 A missile. 1:36 You see, President Bush was in a secret society at Yale called the Skull and Bones. 1:40 His dad was too, and they all worshiped Satan. 1:43 President Bush worships Satan? 1:45 In my personal opinion, absolutely. And one of the Skull and Bones initiation rituals is that to get in, you have to lie naked in a coffin and masturbate in front of the older members. 1:59 But the really messed up thing is that since former President Bush, Bush Senior, was also a member, he requested to be there to watch his son's initiation. 2:08 So he watched his own son masturbate. President Bush masturbated in front of his dad. 2:18 Yeah, it's pretty gross. 
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