Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffBilly Mays Handy Switch DubDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share6.1K views Jun 2009A parody of a Billy Mays infomercial for the Handy Switch light product. Show transcript0:03Uh, I can't see a damn thing. Oh, fuck!0:07Oh, god damn it, I gotta turn off this stupid light.0:10Billy Mays here with another fantastic product. It's called the Handy Switch, and you can turn on any lamp anywhere.0:17You see, all you gotta do, pick yourself a lamp, plug that shit in, plug your shit in, peel it, press it, and there you go.0:24It's on the wall, and it's wireless. That's right, it's wireless.0:28Put it on any wall, and don't worry about the wires. There's no need to stub or trip over nothing.0:34You see, you can put it in your bedrooms, you can put it in the fucking stairway and do a nice little drive-by, turn that shit off.0:41Its powerful radio frequency is strong enough to cause cancer and turn off a lamp within 50 feet away.0:46Plug in the receiver, fucking peel it, fucking press it. It's wireless, so don't worry about the wires anymore.0:54Fuck it. It's great for a child's room, you know, so they don't have to get up and do shit.0:59You see, it's not Christmas. Well, guess what? Boom. Now it is, bitches.1:03Put one in your car. Make your car look like a house for added security.1:09Fucking put it on a tabletop. Fuck. No more fucking around with that.1:16No more fucking around with that either. Just get the handy switch, and your problems are solved.1:21You see, it's 19.99, but as a free bonus, we'll throw in this piece of shit LED light that can light up a fucking countertop, hardly, maybe even a cup.1:32It's fucking handy, and it's 19.99, bitches.1:38As a double offer, we'll fucking throw in the whole thing again.1:41Just pay shipping and handling. So you get 2 handy switches, 2 remote receivers, and 2 shitty lights.1:4819.99, and it's not available in stores. Booty tops.
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