Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffBp Spills CoffeeDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share4.2K views Jun 2010Corporate executives fail to clean up a coffee spill using increasingly absurd and ineffective methods. Show transcript0:00According to the charts, that's the best plan of action.0:02Yeah.0:03Great.0:05Don't worry about it. It's, it's a small spill on a very large table.0:09Sir, I think we are underestimating just how much coffee was spilled.0:12Yeah, that's a lot of coffee.0:13Well, we better hurry up because it's almost reached my laptop.0:16Calm down, calm down. Boom.0:19It's also going to destroy all the fish.0:21Oh boy. OK. Boom. Look at that.0:23My God, it's encroaching on my map of Louisiana.0:27OK, okay.0:29Look!0:29Oh no!0:29Laptop.0:30Map.0:30Okay, I'm sorry.0:32Oh no!0:33Laptop.0:33Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I've got a brilliant idea.0:40Oh.0:45Okay, Jones, you gotta hurry up. I think the public is getting suspicious.0:50All set.0:55Damn, didn't work.1:03Oh my God, we are really screwed now. Look, garbage will fall into the coffee cups, stopping further spillage.1:11Now there's just coffee and garbage.1:13Wait, I've got an idea. Yeah.1:20Damn, I really thought that would work.1:22Well, maybe it doesn't work right away. Let's observe it for 3 hours and then reassess it.1:27Okay.1:30We just wasted 3 hours.1:31Damn it.1:32That's everything I've got.1:34God.1:34The gentlemen from, uh, Halliburton are here.1:36Send them in.1:38Gentlemen, we've... Oh my God! You guys are partly responsible for this.1:42You provided these styrofoam cups knowing they were unstable.1:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, don't, don't put this on us. You know what?1:48Halliburton doesn't have to listen to this. We are out of here.2:06Everybody calm down. I've got Kevin Costner on the phone. He'll know what to do for sure.2:15How big is the spill?2:16Pretty major, Mr. Costner.2:18Do you have a golf ball?2:19I have a ping pong ball.2:21Good, now throw it at the spill.2:28What happened?2:29Nothing.2:30You guys are fucked.