Corporate executives fail to clean up a coffee spill using increasingly absurd and ineffective methods.
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BP Headquarters. According to the charts, this is the best plan of action. Yeah. Right. Don't worry about it. It's a small spill in a very large table. Sir, I think we are underestimating just how much coffee was spilled. Yeah, that's a lot of coffee. Well, we better hurry up because it's almost reached my laptop. Calm down. It's also going to destroy all the fish. Oh boy. Okay. Look at that. I got it, it's encroaching on my map of Louisiana. Oh, okay. Look. Oh no, fish. Laptop. Map. Okay. I'm sorry. Look. Oh no, fish. Laptop. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I've got a brilliant idea. Oh. Okay. Jones, you got to hurry up. I think the public is getting suspicious. Oh, look. All set. Damn. Didn't work. Oh. Garbage will fall into the coffee cups, stopping further spillage. Now there's just coffee and garbage. Wait, I've got an idea. Damn, I really thought that would work. Well, maybe it doesn't work right away. Let's observe it for three hours and then reassess it. Okay. 3 hours later. We just wasted three hours. Dammit. That's everything I've got. The gentleman from Halliburton is here. Send him in. Gentlemen, we've, oh my god. You guys are partly responsible for this. You provided the Styrofoam cups knowing they were unstable. Oh no, no, no, no, no. Don't put this on us. You know what? Halliburton doesn't have to listen to this. We are out of here. Oh. Oh. My coffee. My coffee. 47 days later.
