Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffGetting To Know Chi CityDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Apr 2009Shasta the Man makes a Spam bagel with ranch Doritos and Kool-Aid, then answers fan questions about his life, money, dating, and video games. Show transcript0:00Yeah! What's up, y'all? Y'all know who it is. It's your boy Shasta the Man.0:05Now, I heard a rumor somebody out there was trying to get to know me.0:09Did you have a question? All right, well, I'll answer them today.0:13Now, here's the problem. I thought 8 people was gonna write me.0:16I didn't know that when I opened up my inbox, it was gonna be 3,497 messages.0:21I was looking at them like, God damn! These are some nosy motherfuckers.0:27But it's all good. I'm gonna try to answer as many as I can.0:30I'm only a human being, as you know. But hey, before we get into all that, I want to show you something my mama used to make back in the day when we was young.0:36She used to call these a spagel, and basically what that is is spam with a bagel.0:41You get you a toasted bagel, throw a little Miracle Whip and some ranch dressing on it.0:45Now, white people tend to use a lot of mayo. Brothers, we don't really fuck with the mayos.0:49Yeah, we like our Miracle Whips. You know what I'm saying? Then you go with the pepper jack cheese, and then you go with the ranch flavored Doritos because the ranch really brings out the flavor tones of the spam.1:00You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I know about the flavor tones.1:04That's a compound word. I got vocab and compounds. Which one you want?1:09Okay, then, as you can see, then we have the spam cut in slim, slender slices, you know, all uniform because I was over here getting my Samurai Sunday on.1:19And then you cover the spam, and I think this is called worse, worse, uh, wor- it's either Worcestershire s- wor- Worcestershire sauce or Worcestershire Shire sauce.1:30All right, fuck that shit. Fuck that shit. So, um, and you always, when you cooking, you gots to go with the coulade.1:37Now, I know a lot of y'all said, Negro, that ain't, that's Kool-Aid in a wine glass.1:42That's right, but when it's in a cup, it's Kool-Aid, fool. But when it's in a wine glass, it's Kool-Aid, and I made it myself.1:48You want me to flavor it? Hold on, let me get you, 'cause you talking shit.1:51Hold on.1:55Ooh! Why do I make Kool-Aid so delicious? I don't know. All right, let's answer them questions, man.2:04Woo! We cooking in here, man.2:08Okay, first question. Mr. Shaw City, have you ever had a gay fantasy?2:13I'm gonna be real, if by gay fantasy you talking about kicking it with two lesbian women who swore by now they would never do nothing with a man, but for some reason they can't resist all this heterosexual penis right here,2:24then hell motherfucker, yeah, I'll be having gay fantasies. Hey, listen, if you a lesbian and you have a friend and you want to come over to my crib, you can come over here, girl, we can get gay all night on each other.2:37I'm all about getting real homosexual with two lesbians on any given day, especially if you look like Megan Good or Halle Berry.2:44I am down for the lesbian contact. We can gay parade all in my place.2:51Shouts to the man.2:54Have you ever gotten any sex off of YouTube?2:59I haven't technically, you know what I'm saying, gotten like a whole bunch of sex because of my videos.3:04You know what I'm saying? It ain't like girls watch them and then they just want to come over here and give me all the coochie.3:10You know? But I will say this, I have had a gang of phone sex with these girls from Canada.3:15Oh, those Canadian girls are freaks. But on the real, man, there's this 49-year-old chick out of Richton Park, Illinois.3:23She told me, I love your videos. They turn me on. Whenever you want it, you could come get it in any way you want it.3:29Just let me know the date and the time. And I was like, God damn!3:34She told me she was gonna blank my blank, drink my blank, eat my blank, and blank me all in my blank.3:41And I was like, ugh, you, you wanna blank me in my blank? I, I had to tell her like, nah, baby, I'm, I'm cool.3:48Uh, uh, we don't need to meet. I don't like getting blanked in my blank.3:51You know what I'm saying? I typically like my blank left alone.3:54But I told her shit, you want to blank somebody in the blank?3:58Holla at Mr. Garlic.4:01He a freak, boy. Mr. Garlic likes getting blanked all in his blank.4:06On the real, dude, where in the hell do you get that money to afford what it is you afford, dawg?4:12Please tell me what the deal is.4:15Yeah. All right, I'll be real. Since the time I was 15 years old when I started working, my dad sat me and my brother down.4:22He was like, look here, from now on, in order to pay for your tuition, you and your brother will have to give us 75% of all your money.4:29And I was like, 75% of my money? And I remember I stood up, I was like, excuse me, I would like to go to a public school so I can keep my money.4:37And my dad was like, no, it's not going on. And I remember I was like, well, then I'm not gonna give it to you.4:41And he was like, well, you can move out. I was like, goddamn, daddy, where's the love?4:46So since the time I was 15 to 23, they took 75% of anything I ever made.4:51And the day that I moved out, my dad gave me an envelope with a check in it.4:57Come to find out, he never did spend it on my tuition. He was actually5:00Saving it up for us because he knew we were so young we would waste all the money we had, and so he gave me the check, and you know what?5:06It had every single dollar in it that I ever gave him since the time I was 15 till I was 23.5:11So I hope that kind of explains my situation for you. This ice cream sandwich is good as hell.5:17On the real, brother, when did you lose your virginity?5:24Ooh!5:28Yeah, you didn't know I had skills like that? Yeah, check my dribbles, check my dribbles.5:31Now, on the real, uh, I lost my virginity real talk when I was 19.5:35I was basically a freshman in college. Now, the bad news was I only lasted 27 seconds, you know what I'm saying?5:42But the good news was, shit, that was really the day I realized that, uh, sex was way more fun than internet porn.5:49I mean, don't get it twisted, man. Internet porn is fun as hell, but goddamn, it ain't got shit on sex.5:58Hey man, what is your PS3 and Xbox screen name so I can save you?6:05My Xbox screen name is one word, Chicago Strong. I don't really play my Xbox much, but at least you can save me if you want to.6:12My PS3 screen name is Chicago underscore Strong, Chicago Strong, and uh, on the real.6:19So I'm in the business of video game ass kicking. You see what I'm saying?6:23So if you want it kicked, you bet bring that ass, because I'm gonna get in it.6:29Oh shit. No homo. I mean, unless you're a girl, then, you know, I'll get in your ass, you know what I'm saying?6:34But no homo in general.6:38Mr. Shaw City, does your refrigerator really look like that all the time?6:45Hell yeah! Hey, the fridge stay stocked 24/7, 365, you know what I'm saying?6:51But on the real, if you notice, this year looks a little different.6:54With the economy the way it is, I cannot afford women to be grabbing the expensive bottles.6:58You see what I'm saying? So I put all the cheap stuff at the top, all the cans.7:01You see what I'm saying? To encourage them to grab a can. So if you come over here and you reaching for the bottles, I'm gonna ask you 10 times, are you sure you want a bottle?7:10Are you sure you want a bottle? 'Cause the cans are just as refreshing as the bottles.7:15You know what I'm saying? And I'm gonna tell you right now, ladies, if you insist that a bottle is what you want in your life, well,7:22I'm gonna keep it real. Uh, yeah, the penis will be going in.7:26Shit. So you make the call. If a bottle is what you want, then the penis is what you'll get.7:33Shit. I don't care if it goes in your ear hole. Trust me, it will fit.7:39When are we gonna start seeing some videos about your Chevy Caprice?7:44With the summer coming, we're gonna start posting way more videos.7:48I'm gonna redo my Chevy from the ground up, everything, interior, exterior, paint, everything.7:52But right now, let me give you a little sample of the sound system, mate.7:55System, man.8:04Damn!8:07It's gonna be a hot summer.8:11And the question everybody wants to know, how come you never show your face, man?8:18On the real, I really don't smoke at all, you know, but somebody gave me this cigar when I won my handicap ticket, so I said, why not?8:25But to be honest with you, when I first started doing my thing, I wasn't trying to not show my face or nothing like that.8:30It was just the way I was holding the camera at the time, you know?8:33But after a while, I just felt like what I say and what I do is so much more important than what I look like.8:38I feel like my face is really irrelevant at this point, you feel me?8:42I remember this one time I was talking to this dude out of Tallahassee, Florida.8:45His name was Ryan Cole, and he told me, he said, man, you on YouTube right now.8:49What you finna do with it, cuz? And I told him on the real, I ain't trying to do nothing with it.8:53I'm just gonna do my thing till I can't do it no more. And he said, nah, man, forget that.8:57You finna be big. He said, when you get on, don't forget about us.9:00Don't forget about the people who've been watching your videos.9:02And I thought about it, and I said, hey man, for real, if I never make it at all, I just don't want y'all to forget about me.9:11Shouts to the man. Shout9:14out to9:20May.9:35My teeny martini.9:36I'm a lush.9:37My teeny martini. My my my teeny martini.9:39See, I'm big pimp and small frame, short with tall game.
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