Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffBreathing CommercialDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.7K views Oct 2008A mock commercial touts breathing as a way to stay alive, featuring awkward testimonials and absurd claims before ending with a disclaimer. Show transcript0:01Are you feeling tired and weak?0:05Do you feel lightheaded?0:08Are you getting dizzy spells? Are you slipping in and out of consciousness?0:15If you are experiencing one or all of these symptoms, it may be because you are not breathing.0:22Breathing, breathing, breathing. Breathing is a safe and effective way of fighting death and death-related symptoms.0:31Most doctors agree that breathing is an excellent way to stay alive.0:36But don't take my word for it, just listen to these testimonies.0:41I've been breathing since the day I was born, and today I work in a grocery store.0:47Cha-ching!0:49If it wasn't for the act of breathing, I'd probably be dead right now.0:54No, really, I'd be dead. You can't survive if you don't breathe.0:57I bought a huge fire truck today.1:02What? I did.1:05Did you know that organisms breathe to avoid death by asphyxiation?1:10And if it wasn't for breathing, the Beatles wouldn't exist.1:19Even dogs.1:22So what are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? It's safe, affordable, and great for your sex life.1:30What are you waiting for?1:35Start breathing today, today, or else start dying.1:40If you've been stabbed, shot, or diagnosed with a terminal illness, breathing may not help prolong your life.1:44Results may vary.1:48Huge fire truck! Why is everybody looking at me like that?