Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffBeing Gay CommercialDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2K views Oct 2008A man pitches being gay as a mock infomercial solution for men uninterested in women, offering a refund and a free can of kidney beans. Show transcript0:01Are you tired of women? Fed up of their girly ways? Not sexually attracted to them?0:08We have the solution for you. Try being gay. Being gay is an excellent way to remain sexually active while not involving the opposite sex.0:19Doctors recommend being gay for anyone who is not straight. If you are a man under or over the age of 60 and have never or no longer desire shoving your stuff into a muff, then being gay is just what you need.0:33If your penis remains mushy around the pussy, if down goes the lever when you see the beaver, give us a call.0:42This guy's not gay.0:44Hey, baby.0:46Do you want to be like him?0:47You want some of this?0:50I didn't think so. Be gay today. And although being gay doesn't cost anything, you'll get a full refund if you're not satisfied.0:58And if you pick up the phone now, we'll give you a free can of red kidney beans.1:03It has nothing to do with being gay, it's just that we messed up an order, now we have all these kidney beans and don't know what to do with them, so we'll give them to you.1:10It's fun, it's easy, and it doesn't cost anything. Call now.1:16You have absolutely nothing to lose. Nothing to lose, except for your heterosexuality.1:22Be gay today.1:33You want some of this?