2.4K views Jul 2009
Two performers sing a humorous song listing Canadian inventions, wildlife, and customs, then offer steps for becoming Canadian, including losing a gun and buying a canoe.
0:08 Yeah, I know that you wanna be Canadian, please, even if in winter things tend to freeze. 0:12 We got the world monopoly on trees, and our country's bordered by 3 different seas. 0:16 Yeah, I know that you wanna be Canadian, please. We invented the zipper, we got expertise, we made insulin to combat disease. 0:22 Yeah, I know that you wanna be Canadian, please. 0:50 Where else do you find mounted Belize or go to the hospital and not pay fees? 0:55 I know that you want to be Canadian, please. 0:56 And when fresh water's in high demand, we got the world's largest supply on hand, so you know that we can make a pretty good friend, but it's even better if we can. 1:05 If you've got the monarchy, the US has the money, but I know that you want to be Canadian. 1:13 But you've got the wine and cheese, koala tree with DRCs, but I know that you want to be Canadian. 1:21 So you're thinking to yourself, how do I live in this beautiful country? 1:26 Well, I've got some steps for you to follow. 1:29 Step 1, lose the gun. Step 2, buy a canoe. Step 3, live multiculturally. 1:34 Step 4, you're ready, there is no more. We got beavers, caribou, and moose. 1:38 We got buffalo, bears, and Canadian goose, and we're sorry about Celine Dion, but she did do that good song for Jim Tamaron. 1:48 Tamaron. 2:05 But I know that you wanna be Canadian. The Green soldier was Socrates, can build a wall like the Chinese, but I know that you wanna be Canadian. 2:16 In Kenya, they have safaris with mist lots of other countries, but I know that you wanna be Canadian. 
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