Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffDragon SlayerzDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.9K views Mar 2009Two friends invent “dragon slaying,” a scheme to flirt with women over 70, but one soon falls for an older woman and adopts her lifestyle. Show transcript0:13Look.0:14Huh?0:15Here's one. Hot cougar. Cougar hun.0:18Cougar.0:18Yeah. Cougar, whatever. Top one's good.0:22What do you mean, whatever? Looks hot. Hot mom.0:25Yeah, hot mom. What do you want? I mean, who cares?0:29Now see, that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about right there.0:34Her? Yeah, she's hot.0:36No, no, no. Not the frisbee girl. Her.0:41Her? That old lady?0:43Yeah. Yes. It's called dragon slaying. It's the new rage. Everybody's doing it.0:48It's awesome.0:48What?0:49Dragon slaying. It's like cougar hunting, but for 70 plus. It's way better.0:54Dragon slaying? Dragon slaying.1:06Bingo.1:06Huh?1:08Bingo.1:13Let's do this.1:25Okay, everybody, today is jackpot bingo, and you know what that means.1:2950 dollars land prize. Are we ready? Okay, here we go, prayer.1:34Back massage alert.1:36Do you ladies like to party?1:37Where did you come from?1:39Out.1:39Your earrings are really love- there's a, there's a little heart, so I love that.1:43Would you get lost? I'm playing bingo. I want to win.1:46I'm always a little... I'm just gonna step outside for a second, okay?1:49Fine. Yeah, go.1:51Why?1:52Anyway, um, we're talking about baths. I was saying I like them, you like them?2:17Hi. This sounds so beautiful. What song are you playing?2:22As Time Goes By.2:25I love that song.2:27Really?2:28Mm-hmm.2:31Boy, I must be lost because I thought they only had angels in heaven.2:35Scram.2:36Okay, thank you. Do you like yachting?2:38Cool it.2:38Okay. You want to go spit a cigarette?2:41Oh!2:42Guess what?2:42All right.2:43You must remember this, a kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh.2:51I don't,2:52I don't know the words to this song. I was, I was lying. I just, I wanted to talk to you.2:58You're cute.3:00Thank you.3:02Boy, a lot of squares at this party. You girls want to bounce?3:05Shh, shh, shh.3:10I know, it's, it's fun, it's a fun place, but um.3:13Yeah, I, I was noticing your tattoo. I love it. It's a great, it's a hot tattoo.3:17It's cool.3:18Excuse me?3:19Your ink, your tattoo, it's, it's hot. I love it. Where'd you get it?3:23The Holocaust.3:25Evan! Hey, hi. Let's get out of here.3:35That doesn't look right.3:36Look, dragons are a whole different beast, okay? We'll figure them out.3:40I don't know, man, that sucked.3:42Rome wasn't built, you know? I mean, we'll get them next time.3:46Settle down.3:47Got the shirt. Look, okay, maybe I'm just not a dragon slayer.3:51Is your shirt?3:52I'm going to bed.3:53Ready to go to come out very powerfully in your stockings. It'll be OK.4:00What is it that really gets Andy Rooney worked up? He's about to tell you.4:04No matter where you go, advertising is in your face.4:07Hello.4:08There's simply no place to hide anymore. There are a few things about Christmas I don't like.4:13They complain about everything.4:15You can't buy anything with a penny. Whoever decided that happy birthday was a good thing to say?4:22That really happens?4:25Evan! I've got it!4:41Daughters, lock up your grandmas.4:43You better come home, Speedy Gonzales.4:45Is it just me? I feel like advertisers are just advertising everywhere nowadays.4:49It's the worst.4:50I hate advertising.4:52Yes, you do!4:54Oh, hey you. Hi.4:56Hi.4:57Uh, hey, have you seen The Dark Knight?4:59Haven't.5:00I mean, um, have you seen how dark it is, uh, out tonight?5:04Sure is.5:06Me personally, I can't stay up past 7:30 anymore.5:08I know what you mean. I get so exhausted, especially my legs.5:12Yeah, legs are the worst.5:14Hey, how come every time you go into a restaurant, it's so darn cold?5:17Yeah!5:18You know what, I'm sick and tired of birthdays.5:20I'm sick of them too.5:21Yeah!5:23Can I help you with that?5:24Yeah.5:26Oh, hi. Good to see you.5:29Hey, why does everyone have a cell phone?5:31Are you available?5:32Uh-huh, yep. Hey, these guys.5:35Hey, how about a toast?5:36Let's.5:36To today or tonight.5:56Oh my God.6:14Who folded this? Who folded us?6:24Pancakes?6:31I hope you're hungry. You slept so late, I didn't know whether to make breakfast or lunch, so I made both.6:39It's 7. How long have you been up?6:42Since 3:30. It was a little hard to get up this morning.6:47Well, this spread looks incredible.6:51Well, enjoy. Have it all.6:53Mm.6:53Everything. It's all for you.6:55Wow, really?6:57Yeah, and and then we'll get you all cleaned up after breakfast.7:02Okay.7:03Enjoy.7:04Thank you.7:07Oh yeah.7:11A chair that you can sit on in the shower.7:13Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It was amazing. I mean, I've never felt so pampered the whole day.7:17It was like being at a spa.7:18All right, well, look, the bad news is Linda Leventhal passed away the other night.7:22Good news, the funeral's tonight, and it should be crawling with draggies.7:25We gotta hit it up.7:26I- I- I can't tonight. I told Sylvia I'd meet her at Perkins for the early bird.7:30There's a special on scrod.7:32What's scrod?7:34Just a whitefish.7:36Oh. All right. So, bye.7:39Hey! We were walking this way.7:42You must remember this. Yes!7:47I told you you'd love it.7:48We have 15 of the rubies.7:50Yes.7:50We're gonna go.7:53Yes, 3.7:54The fundamental things apply as time7:59Give me, give me.8:01Yes, here. Oh, this will make your tummy feel better.8:05And when to love8:07Hello?8:08Yo, let's go get wasted!8:10It's the middle of the night.8:11Evan, it's 8 PM.8:13Exactly.8:16It's still8:17Boom! 15% off cranberry juice.8:20Ho ho, perfect. That's good for us, baby.8:22I'm gonna put this in my pocket so I don't lose it.8:27The world will always welcome lovers as time goes by.8:38Well, let's just go, we'll go to the 12:45 if you already bought the tickets.8:41Uh, let me call you back. Evan!8:44Huh?8:50Oh, Gareth, hey, what's up?8:53What the hell are you doing?8:54Uh, what do you mean?8:56What's with the scooter?8:57Oh, yeah, uh, no, Sylvia got it for me. It's great. It's, um, my legs were getting so tired of walking.9:04You're 28.9:07You want a cranberry juice? I just went shopping.9:09I'm good. How, uh, how is all that going, by the way, with, uh, Sylvia?9:13So good, man. Really good. It's, uh, starting to get really serious.9:18We're thinking about moving in together.9:20Wow. That's weird. So I guess I should get out of here. Really good to see you.9:26You look, uh, you look normal. Things look normal and good.9:49Evan.9:50Hey.9:50I wasn't expecting you.9:52Oh, I just, uh, wanted to bring you some flowers, and I got you some cranberry juice.9:56Hey, sugar.9:58Whoa. Who's that old10:00Guy.10:01I'll be right back with you one minute, okay?10:04Sylvia.10:05I can explain.10:07You used me.10:09We used each other. Look, I didn't want to hurt you, but I'm in my golden years.10:16I can't get tied down.10:19Sorry, kiddo.10:46We get the food, we're eating, everyone's having a good time.10:48Right.10:49There's shellfish in the pasta.10:50Mm.10:50Well, Dallas is allergic to shellfish.10:52Uh-oh.10:52So she's furious. We get the chef out there. Everyone's being pretty cool, except this one manager.11:07Evan! Come on, the girls are here. Let's go to the movies.11:12There he is. Hehe.
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