Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffCelebrity Jeopardy 2009Dula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share10.9K views May 2009Will Ferrell hosts a chaotic game of Celebrity Jeopardy featuring Tom Hanks and Sean Connery. Show transcript0:16And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.0:28We've got a real barn burner on our hand. In the lead, we have Cathy Lee Gifford, a first time player.0:34Hey, who you pla- calling a player, G? G? What's that mean, Grandpa?0:40Is that what G stands for? Frank, you got a new nickname, it's G.0:47And you have negative 22,400 dollars.0:53In second place, with negative 46,700 dollars, is Tom Hanks.1:05Uh, I- I am a slow starter, Alex, but I think that you'll find that I will catch up with Double Jeopardy.1:13Well, you've, uh, you've managed to cast away quite a number of points.1:19I'm sorry, what's that?1:22Oh, I'm sorry, I was making a pun on the title of your movie, Castaway.1:27I don't know what that is.1:30The movie you were in, Castaway.1:33Oh, I still don't understand.1:37Fine. And by the way, Tom, that is a pen, not a microphone.1:53And in last place, with negative 69 dollars,2:00oh brother, Sean Connery.2:08Negative 69 dollars. Okay, that wasn't your score.2:11Well, 69 is how I scored with your mother last night.2:15Pow!2:21Let's just move on to the category for Double Jeopardy. They are potent potables, sounds that kitties make, twinkle twinkle little blank.2:34Catch these men. Every answer is a person on the FBI's most wanted list, so let's just forget that category.2:43I'm not pretty sure that that would not turn out well.2:46I turned out your mother last night.2:50I'm ignoring you.2:51It's a prison term. It means I've got her working as a prostitute in my employ.2:57My mother is infirm. She uses a walker.3:00She is a walker, a street walker.3:06Moving on. States that end in Hampshire.3:11What color is green? And current black presidents.3:21Kathie Lee, let's start with you.3:23Um, pot- potables, I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.3:26It's about alcohol.3:28Oh, in that case, I'll take potent potables.3:33For how much?3:35How about a glass full, right? Come on, hand it over, Tree Bark, let's go.3:39We we we don't have wine.3:40Okay, that's okay, I brought my own.3:47Great. Fine. Okay, Tom, let's just go with you.3:51Well, where are we going?3:53No- nowhere, nowhere. Pick a category.3:55Uh, I- I'll take, uh, 600.4:00In what category?4:02The video Daily Double.4:06I had such high hopes for you.4:09You know, let's just do states that end in Hampshire for 200.4:13This is the only state ending in Hampshire.4:19South Hampshire.4:22No.4:22Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What is South Hampshire?4:27No, no, Cathy Lee.4:30Hampshire, England.4:32No, no, that's, that's not in the United States.4:34I'm sorry, got my place there. Can I have some more?4:42No, Sean Connery, would you pick a category?4:45I'll take Catch the Seaman for 800.5:01It's not catch the semen.5:04Is that what the mustache is for, Trebek?5:13Tom Hanks, would you just pick a category? And he has his hand caught in a pickle jar.5:20Uh, it's on my hand.5:22W- where did you get that pickle jar?5:25Uh, I, I wanted a pickle.5:27Tom, Tom, let go of it. Let, no, not the jar, let, let go, let go of the pickle.5:33But I, but I want a pickle.5:36We, we can't keep playing if you don't let go of the pickle.5:39That's what your mother said last night.5:48Take that, you poltroon.5:51Moving on, Kathie Lee, you have the board.5:54I am bored. I am bored.5:59Do people actually watch the show?6:00No.6:01Yes, it's actually quite popular, and Tom Hanks is caught in a dry cleaning bag.6:10Can someone help him? No? No one can help Tom Hanks?6:17What's going on here? All right, let's just move on. Burt Reynolds.6:30Wait, hold, Burt, Burt Reynolds, where did you come from?6:35I've been here the whole time.6:38No, you haven't.6:39Sure I have, from before. I'll take, uh, give me a famous Chinman for 200.6:45There is no Chinaman category,6:49and there would never be anything that offensive.6:52Who is Pat Morita?6:57First of, first of all, Pat Morita was Japanese, not Chinese.7:01Who is Cam Fong as Jinho?7:05Good Lord. Let's just move on to Final Jeopardy. The category is nonsense words.7:13Just write a random series of letters, any letters, as long as it's not a word, you will win.7:23And as I am reasonably certain that most of you7:29are illiterate,7:32I like your chances.7:35So,7:37let's see what rare gems our contestants have mined today. Cathy Lee, let's see your nonsense word.7:47Hoda Kotb. That's not a nonsense word. You- that's your co-host on the Today Show.7:53Coffee? Believe me, that's nonsense. Where's the vowel? Where's the vowel?7:56Coffee, what is that?7:57And your wager.7:58Okay.8:00You wager that you'll be passed out in an hour.8:04You're darn tootin', partner. I am not a cowboy. What am I doing?8:09All right. Tom Hanks, you, uh, you managed to give yourself a pretty nasty welt there.8:15Let's see what you wrote. And you broke your podium.8:20Y- you see what happened was...8:22Okay, again, that- that's a pen, that's not a microphone. It's not a microphone.8:27Burt Reynolds, where- where is Burt Reynolds? What Burt Reynolds poet, it just vanished.8:31He was never here, Trebek.8:34Yes, he was.8:35No, he wasn't.8:36Yes, he was, but let's just see what you wrote.8:41I, I, asisba. Wow, that is a nonsense word.8:47Judges? Yes, yes, the judges agree. Fantastic. I'm, I'm so very happy in this moment.8:54Well, I thought you could use it, friend.9:01Thank you. Thank you, Sean.9:03You're welcome, Alex.9:05Let's see what my friend Sean wagered.9:18And if I am, if I am looking at that correctly, that is you, I take it, defecating on my grave.9:25It was right after I had sex with your mother, Trebek.9:29Okay, that's it. Show's over. Good night. Good night.9:33Come on, man, I got some hot ones.9:36You're an absolute idiot. That's what you are.
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