Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffStoned Guy Calls Television Quiz ShowDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.8K views Apr 2009A visibly stoned caller joins a British television quiz show, gives clues to win money, and tells the hosts how he plans to spend his prize. Show transcript0:05Hi,0:05Hi.0:05Thanks for staying with us. In just a moment, the very latest on those terrorist plans to blow up to 10 transatlantic jetliners out of the sky.0:12But first, we're going to play You Say We Pay, as we always do.0:14So let's go straight to David from London, who knew that Charlie Dimmock helped Alan Titchmarsh and Tommy Walsh in Ground Force.0:21Not Twin Peaks.0:22No. Hello, David.0:23Yeah, hello, Judy.0:25Oh, Mr. Cool.0:26That's an interesting voice. How are you?0:28Yeah, all right, you know, a bit mashed.0:30Where you calling, where you calling from, David?0:31London.0:32Which part?0:33Plumb.0:34Plumstead. OK, right. Well, you sound very cool.0:37I'm so mashed.0:39You sound it. You sound very under control.0:42Yeah.0:42So, well...0:43I'd be a good actor.0:43Yeah. OK, we're going to give you 1 minute to get as much as you can.0:46We'll be as quick as we can. We're both allowed to cheat once.0:48At least that's what we allow ourselves. You have 1 minute, David, your time starts now.0:51He used to be in a shit TV show, and he did like one quite good rap song.0:58All right, two then, whatever.0:59Chris Rock? No, um, who does rapping?1:02He's the luckiest twat alive.1:04Oh, Will Smith.1:05Will Smith.1:06Yeah.1:07Well, it's like a thing on a blue background.1:12A triangle recorder.1:14Yeah, fucking oh, you're good, Judy, I tell you. Okay, uh, it's a woman, uh, she's got hair.1:21Dolly Parton?1:22No.1:23No. Is she English? British?1:25No, man, she's just rubbish.1:27Is it what she's just saying, don't impress me.1:29Fuck, I don't know, Richard.1:31Not Shania Twain. Oh, it's Sheryl Crow. Right, those are the cheats gone.1:35Uh, it's a falcon, Richard.1:38But a hawk.1:39Falcon.1:39Eagle.1:40Yeah, Judy knows. Uh, this is what my cat is called, right? We named it because he got stuck underneath an iron.1:50In an iron.1:51Waffles.1:52Yay!1:53Did you get one more?1:53Did you get another one? Yeah, on the cusp.1:55Yeah. Right. He's like a big frog that's died.1:59Tom Baker.2:00Yeah.2:016 grand.2:02Yes.2:02Nice one, David.2:05Those were very good clues, I have to say. I was a bit slow tonight, but those were very good clues.2:08They were. Well, we were both slow on the show.2:09No, you were good. You were quick. You were good.2:11Um, so what will you do with that, David?2:13I'm gonna find myself a really fit prostitute and have a nice little lay journey.2:17Hey, that will pay for the, was it the layette? I've forgotten what we call it now.2:21Pay for a lot more than a layette. A layette. Uh, well, congratulations.2:24Yes, well done. Congratulations.2:25Nice one.2:26Give our regards to your wife, and well done.2:28Cheers.2:29Bye-bye.2:29All right, bye. Uh, bye.
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