Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffInstructional Video On PoliceDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Sep 2008This satirical sketch strings together absurd jokes about police bribery, bias, and misconduct before a man argues with his female alter ego. Show transcript0:00With the police.0:01I found out police guns taste like candy.0:03Yummy!0:04That cop was so drunk he waved traffic into his pants.0:07I hope that badge is bulletproof.0:09I love a man in uniform, except the janitor. They make me sick.0:13They clean up that sick, then they all like kissy kissy.0:17Look, a pig on a hog.0:18Oink oink.0:19Bang bang.0:20Ha ha.0:20That's the car where they keep the bribes.0:23Car 79, we got a black man mining his own in mass downtown.0:26That cop was looking for a place to take a dump.0:29He looked in his wife's mouth.0:31Why they always make the black cop stand in the middle of traffic?0:34Scrape the justice from between your hooves.0:36Cops sell justice by the pound.0:39And deliver justice.0:40By the pounding.0:41Pound, pound, pound.0:43The nice policeman escorted the black man back to the ghetto.0:47Yay!0:48Be careful, some bad people dress up like policemen.0:51The best thing about imitating a cop is it's nice and legal.0:55Cops have an itchy trigger finger, and black people help them scratch that itch.1:00That cop pushed me off of my bike, then he gave me a massage, then gave me a facial.1:04This is how a cop sees a Mexican.1:07Ooh, I'm a helpless lady. I can't even work a car.1:11Ladies shouldn't be allowed to drive.1:13Why not? We're equal.1:15You're not equal. You're not even real. You're just my female alter ego.1:20You're what?1:21Shut up. Why are there bruises on me? Police! I've been attacked by the lady within.1:27He gives her a jack and vice versa. Meanwhile, on the other side of town.
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