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During a DUI test, a man repeatedly complains that his groin itches and asks the officers to scratch or stretch it while they read him the testing warnings.
Show transcript0:00 And or breath. 0:01 Hey, my nuts itch. Can I scratch them real quick? 0:04 No, wait till he finishes. 0:05 Damn, they itch. 0:07 Just... Under Florida law, you're required to take a chemical or physical breath test to determine the alcoholic content of your blood and or a urine test to detect the presence of a chemical or controlled substance. 0:18 They itch. Will you scratch them for me? 0:19 No, no, no, I don't. 0:20 Do you understand? 0:23 If you refuse to take a chemical or physical breath test or the urine test, your driving privileges will be suspended for 1 year for a first refusal. 0:36 They itch! 0:37 All right, just hold still. In 18 months. 0:40 In 18 months, if you have previously refused these tests. Additionally, your refusal is admissible into evidence against you in any criminal or administrative proceeding. 0:49 Do you understand? 0:50 This ain't funny. 0:53 Okay, I'm gonna interpret this as a refusal. 0:55 Okay, um, um. 0:57 No, my nuts. 0:58 Are you, are you willing to submit to testing? 1:00 You want to take the breath test, mister? 1:02 No. 1:03 Okay. 1:03 Okay. 1:04 Sir, uh, you want to forego the other? 1:06 Yes, I do. 1:07 Do you stretch my nuts? 1:08 No, no, no. Due to your combat in Asia, Miss Lee, we're not going to, uh, do the, uh, 1:14 Or stretch my nuts. 1:15 No, we're, we're not gonna do that. Or physical performance exercise. 1:18 Can I stretch my nuts? 1:19 Sure.