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A boy gives his parents handmade macaroni and popsicle-stick gifts for Christmas, while their disappointment over the presents turns into a family argument.
0:10 Wow, a Nintendo Wii. I love you guys so much. 0:14 Love you too, Bobby. 0:15 Love you, Bobby. 0:17 Wow, it's Mario Kart. I love you guys. This is the best Christmas ever. 0:24 Merry Christmas, son. You know, uh, your mom and I are really excited to see our gifts now, so, uh, is that, is that for me? 0:30 Is that for daddy? 0:31 Yes. 0:37 What the hell is this? 0:38 It's a plate made of macaroni. It's a special macaroni plate. 0:43 There's m- there's macaroni in it. 0:46 Wow, this must have cost you a bundle, Bobby. 0:48 I made it at school. 0:50 I spent a lot of time on it, did you? 0:52 It's the thought that counts, daddy. 0:54 Oh, really? I got a thought. You want to hear my thought? My thought is I want to stick this macaroni plate. 0:59 Dan! You are a certified public accountant. 1:03 Look, I'm sorry, Sally. It's just that I really wanted that widescreen plasma television. 1:08 Well, I know that, but did he? 1:09 Yes. I cut out the circular and put it on his desk twice. 1:13 Well, Bobby? 1:15 What's plasma mean? 1:17 Jesus Christ! 1:19 Dan, relax. Got your temper. Maybe I should open some presents, huh? 1:24 Yeah, whatever. 1:25 Merry Christmas, Bobby! Ha! Okay. 1:31 What is it? 1:34 It's a, a picture frame made out of popsicle sticks. 1:38 What the fuck, Bobby? 1:40 And it's got a picture of me in it. 1:42 Oh, great, because I need more of those, thanks. 1:45 Do you like it, mommy? 1:48 Really? Are we really going to do this? You're going to pretend like you didn't know that I wanted that cashmere Chanel suit? 1:54 Yeah? We're going to play that game? 1:57 Yes? 1:59 You don't know me. 2:01 Congratulations, Bobby, you've officially ruined Christmas. Go to your room. 2:08 I'm sorry. 2:12 Well, sorry isn't going to unshit these presents, Bobby. 2:17 Unless... wait a minute, were these just decoy presents? Did you hide the real presents in the room somewhere? 2:24 Is it in the garage? Is it in the garage? 2:26 Is it, is it a car? Is it a car? Is it? Is it? 2:30 No. 2:31 Get the fuck out of my face! 2:38 Where did we go wrong, Dan? 2:40 In your vagina, Sally. 2:42 Most men have two balls, you goddamn alcoholic. 
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