Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffConsole Gamer At A PartyDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.9K views Jan 2010At a party, a gamer mistakes his video game battle stories for real war tales, then argues with guests about games while continuing to play. Show transcript0:00So I was out of ammo, but I took out the sniper with my handgun.0:03Then I went into the convenience store, took out the 2 guys there, disengaged their turret, picked up double shottys, went to the embassy, took out 3 there, called an airstrike, dude.0:11I killed like 6 of them. It was nuts. I totally got promoted after that.0:16Yeah.0:17Hi. Um, I couldn't help but overhear you. Were you in the war, like the special forces or something like that?0:24Fuck yes. Ninth Prestige Level 4 Brigadier General. Nice to meet you.0:29I'm alcoholic Semen Thrower. What's your gamertag?0:33My what?0:35Oh, I'm Ted. This is Aaron. He's actually talking about video games, like with the thing, and he's like, I'm gonna kill you.0:42He's not, he's not a warrior.0:44Oh, well, I'm Loris.0:46Dude, do not steal my fucking kill. I got this. So what are you drinking?0:52Just drinking water.0:53You noob. You don't fucking play hardcore with a noob tube.0:58I don't know what a new tube, are you, are you talking about my tube top?1:02Hey Laura, do you like sucking on balls? Hey everyone, Laura likes balls in her mouth.1:07She likes hair and nuts in her mouth. She takes it in the ass, don't you?1:13Don't you?1:14Everything okay, Laura?1:15Yeah.1:16You wanna dance?1:17Yes, please do.1:23I have to take a whole clip in that bitch, and he comes in and gets her in one shot?1:26That's bullshit.1:27I know, and you're doing so well.2:20Ugh, I fucking hate this song. Veto this shit. Veto, veto, veto, veto, veto.2:26Dude, shut the fuck up.2:29Fuck you.2:30What? You want to take it outside?2:33No. How about I file a bad rep report on you, bitch?2:37Fuck.2:37Fuck you.2:41Can you believe that fucking dude?2:42You just need to chill out.2:44Did you just say that?2:45Yeah.2:46Dude, you're on my team. Turn up the friendly fire, you fucking team killer.2:50I'm out of here.2:51Dude, don't rage quit.2:52Oh my God, you fucking fag.2:55Dude, what's that up?2:59What the fuck?3:02What are you doing, camping in there? Come on, I fucking hate campers.3:10Finally, oops. Oh wow, double kill. Hello ladies, don't go anywhere, I just gotta drain my RPG.3:16Pow pow. What's a murloc?3:19Oh, it's a mystical creature in WoW. Wait a second, you play World of Warcraft?3:24Of course, it's only the best game ever.3:26Oh my God, you fucking nerd. Only fags play that game, loser.3:31God, you need to man up and play Modern Warfare. Pwned! Pwned.3:36WoW players invented pwned, so you can't use that.3:41Who gives a shit? Go join a guild and get some gold, fag.3:45You know what? You wouldn't last a second in Azeroth.3:47Oh, well, your mom wouldn't last a second in Azeroth because she'd be sucking my D.3:52Ick. God, you people suck.3:55Headshot, biatch.4:01What? Oh, I can't hear you from the bottom of the scoreboard, you little bitches.4:06Oh, fuck you!4:09I will skull fuck you with this Xbox.4:15I just got a boner.
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