1.6K views Mar 2010
A gamer sings about playing World of Warcraft, choosing raid nights over real life, and finding camaraderie with his guild in this comedic music video.
0:10 Can't nobody mess with me now. I'm on a quest with my little game of wow. 0:16 It's my crown, and I'm down. Screw you, I'm down. Shut your mouth up, please. 0:22 Outworks over, take your face to coffee bean. I gotta get to Azeroth, you Luddites ain't stopping me. 0:28 My equip's legit. Look me up in the armory. We're at war, stupid buster, there's no peace or harmony. 0:34 No one seems to get it, but that's all right. My girl keeps whining, complaining, and starting fights. 0:40 She wants to cuddle, watch movies in the candlelight, but Wednesdays through Fridays are strictly raid night. 0:47 When I'm down or depressed, I go connect. My real friends are online fighting to the death. 0:53 Mom's banging on my door, come eat your eggs and bacon. 0:56 Mom, you're messing me up, you're like Leroy Jenkins. 1:00 I'm going straight dedication, you can call it crazy. You talking stuff, man, why don't you come and play? 1:06 I'm going 22 hours, who you calling lazy? I'm pwning noobs at PvP, and my level's past 80. 1:12 I'm in pow, can't nobody mess with me now. I'm on a quest with my girl getting wild. 1:20 It's my crowd, and I'm proud. Screw you, I'm down. Shut your mouth. 1:25 I play wow, I play wow, I play wow. Turn it up, say it loud. 1:32 I play wow, I play wow, I play wow. Turn it up, say it loud. 1:38 You can say I'm a fanatic or even addicted. Say my habits are bad, my silly life is conflicted, but if it makes me happy, why should I quit this? 1:48 The world brings me down, wow makes me uplifted. Every moment with my guild is a moment I share it. 1:54 Call me a nerd, call me a geek, but I'm no longer embarrassed. 1:57 Say I'm socially screwed, never have kids or a marriage. I don't live my life for money, fame, or chasing your carrots. 2:04 And while people like to hate, discriminate, and be mean, in my world we work together to defeat the Lich King. 2:10 Doesn't matter if you're black, white, ugly, or fat. Everyone be kicking booty in the World of Warcraft. 2:17 Real life can be harsh and put me down, telling me I ain't nothing and I'm on shaky ground. 2:23 But I don't hear that anymore, my headphones up too loud. I'm on top of the world 'cause I play WoW. 2:31 Can't nobody mess with me now. I'm on a quest with my guild getting wild. 2:37 It's my crown, and I'm proud. Screw you, I'm down. Shut your mouth. 2:42 I play wow, I play wow, I play wow. Turn it up, say it loud. 2:48 I play wow, I play wow, I play wow. Turn it up, say it loud. 2:55 I'm down with the horde. I'm a blood elf paladin. A lion's messing with me, the humans are challenging. 3:01 When you can't understand me, this is what I do. Tell you, get off of my channel, go learn your class, noob. 3:08 Better yet, go play Rock Band with that sad guitar. And no, I don't want to date your stupid avatar. 3:14 I'm getting busy clocking kills in every single way. My guild's legit. 3:18 Come on, man, this ain't Felicia Day. And who thought there'd come a time that the world would see millions of critics and cynics who feel just like me? 3:27 We're all living in a better alternate reality, spending all day dreaming DVD strategies. 3:34 Wow, can't nobody mess with me now. I'm on a quest with my guild getting wild. 3:41 It's my crowd, and I'm proud. Screw you, I'm down. Shut your mouth. 3:46 I'm playing wow, I'm playing wow, I play wow. Turn it up, say it loud, I play wow, I play wow, I play wow. 3:57 Turn it up, say it loud, I play wow. 
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