1.6K views Mar 2010
A gamer sings about playing World of Warcraft, choosing raid nights over real life, and finding camaraderie with his guild in this comedic music video.
0:10 Can't nobody mess with me now. I'm on a quest with my little game of wow. It's my crown, and I'm down. Screw you, I'm down. Shut your mouth up, please. 0:22 Outworks over, take your face to coffee bean. I gotta get to Azeroth, you Luddites ain't stopping me. My equip's legit. Look me up in the armory. We're at war, stupid buster, there's no peace or harmony. No one seems to get it, but that's all right. My girl keeps whining, complaining, and starting fights. She wants to cuddle, watch movies in the candlelight, but Wednesdays through Fridays are strictly raid night. When I'm down or depressed, I go connect. My real friends are online fighting to the death. Mom's banging on my door, come eat your eggs and bacon. 0:56 Mom, you're messing me up, you're like Leroy Jenkins. 1:00 I'm going straight dedication, you can call it crazy. You talking stuff, man, why don't you come and play? I'm going 22 hours, who you calling lazy? I'm pwning noobs at PvP, and my level's past 80. 1:12 I'm in pow, can't nobody mess with me now. I'm on a quest with my girl getting wild. It's my crowd, and I'm proud. Screw you, I'm down. Shut your mouth. I play wow, I play wow, I play wow. Turn it up, say it loud. I play wow, I play wow, I play wow. Turn it up, say it loud. 1:38 You can say I'm a fanatic or even addicted. Say my habits are bad, my silly life is conflicted, but if it makes me happy, why should I quit this? The world brings me down, wow makes me uplifted. Every moment with my guild is a moment I share it. Call me a nerd, call me a geek, but I'm no longer embarrassed. Say I'm socially screwed, never have kids or a marriage. I don't live my life for money, fame, or chasing your carrots. And while people like to hate, discriminate, and be mean, in my world we work together to defeat the Lich King. Doesn't matter if you're black, white, ugly, or fat. Everyone be kicking booty in the World of Warcraft. Real life can be harsh and put me down, telling me I ain't nothing and I'm on shaky ground. But I don't hear that anymore, my headphones up too loud. I'm on top of the world 'cause I play WoW. 2:31 Can't nobody mess with me now. I'm on a quest with my guild getting wild. It's my crown, and I'm proud. Screw you, I'm down. Shut your mouth. I play wow, I play wow, I play wow. Turn it up, say it loud. I play wow, I play wow, I play wow. Turn it up, say it loud. 2:55 I'm down with the horde. I'm a blood elf paladin. A lion's messing with me, the humans are challenging. When you can't understand me, this is what I do. Tell you, get off of my channel, go learn your class, noob. Better yet, go play Rock Band with that sad guitar. And no, I don't want to date your stupid avatar. I'm getting busy clocking kills in every single way. My guild's legit. Come on, man, this ain't Felicia Day. And who thought there'd come a time that the world would see millions of critics and cynics who feel just like me? We're all living in a better alternate reality, spending all day dreaming DVD strategies. 3:34 Wow, can't nobody mess with me now. I'm on a quest with my guild getting wild. It's my crowd, and I'm proud. Screw you, I'm down. Shut your mouth. I'm playing wow, I'm playing wow, I play wow. Turn it up, say it loud, I play wow, I play wow, I play wow. Turn it up, say it loud, I play wow. 
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