1.8K views Jun 2009
A musical comedy sketch celebrates action heroes who walk away from explosions without looking back, with glittery costumes, slow-motion strutting, and celebrity shout-outs.
0:02 Seems like these days the whole world's on fire. Things keep blowing the hell up, and while all those rubberneckers and looky-loos stand slack-jawed staring, the real men have the nuts to walk away. 0:17 Yeah. Cool guys don't look at explosions. They blow things up and then walk away. 0:26 Who's got time to watch an explosion? It's cool guy errands that they have to walk to. 0:33 Keep walking, keep shining. Don't look back, keep on walking. 0:41 Keep struttin' slow motion. The more you ignore it, the cooler you look. 0:49 Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming Mr. Neil Diamond. 0:55 Where are we? Cool guys don't look at explosions. They stride forward in their diamond covered boots. 1:04 They wear jumpsuits of glittery rhinestones and walk away in slow motion. 1:12 Keep walking, you're cruising. Cherry, cherry, sweet Caroline. 1:20 Denzel walks. Will Smith walks. Mark Wahlberg is wearing a hat. 1:27 P. Ward solo. JJ 1:30 Abrams. 1:34 Damn! Now you're talking. 1:42 Woohoo! 1:44 Okay. 1:47 Cool guys don't look at explosions. The flames are hot, but their heart is chill. 1:55 Walk fast from that boring explosion, and don't think about the people you kill. 2:04 2, 3, 4. 
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