1.6K views Feb 2009
Two friends sing a comic ode to sports, boasting about games, beer, whiskey, cigars, and their macho attitudes while trading sports chants and ball tosses.
0:07 Hello. 0:08 Hi, do you want to go to a party with me? 0:10 No, the game's on. 0:11 Oh, I almost forgot. I'll be right there. 0:14 We like sports, and we don't care who knows. From shooting hoops to the Super Bowl, we like sports, and we don't care who knows. 0:21 Football, football, football, tennis, hockey, golf. The game is starting, everyone is here. 0:25 I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer. 0:28 Just 2 normal guys hanging out, having fun, right, guy number 2? 0:31 Yeah, guy number 1. E to the S to the P to the N is all I watch 'cause I'm the man. 0:37 If my team loses, I'll be mean all night. If you tell me to relax, we'll get in a fight. 0:42 Watching sports with girls is a pain. They don't know the rules, there's no time to explain. 0:47 Single, double, triple, home run. For the celebration, I'll shoot my gun. 0:51 I like my friend, he's a real guy's guy. He's not a loud mouth like that cunthole Steve. 0:56 We like sports, and we don't care who knows. From Wimbledon to the Astrodome, we like sports, and we don't care who knows. 1:03 Football, football, tennis, hockey. Now, when I say sports, you say nuts. 1:08 Sports, nuts, sports, nuts. When I say cheating, you say sucks. 1:13 Cheating sucks. Cheating sucks. I drink whiskey because I like the taste. 1:17 You think it's bitter, but I think it's great. 1:20 I also drink whiskey, and we smoke cigars. Don't believe me? 1:23 Smell our cars. 1:24 We're real men, and we like sports. If you say that we're not, then we'll see you in court. 1:29 I'm team captain, and I choose you. 1:31 I'm the other team captain, and I choose you too. 1:34 We steal the ball, and we're off to the races. 1:36 And scare the other team with our mad dog faces, like 1:39 What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what? 1:43 We like sports, and we don't care who knows. From the pregame jokes to the wrap-up show, we like sports, and we don't care who knows. 1:50 Football, football, football, tennis, hockey, golf. Throw me the baseball. 1:55 Now toss me the pigskin. 1:57 Now feed me the rock. 1:59 Now give me the rock. 
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