Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffToday Was A Good DayDula TVFunny videos since 200800Share1.4K views Jan 2009Ice Cube raps about an unusually trouble-free day, playing basketball, gambling with friends, spending time with a woman, and avoiding the police. Show transcript0:24Yeah. Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank God. I don't know, but today seems kinda odd. No barking from the dog, no smog, and mama cooked the breakfast with no hog. I got my grub on, but didn't pig out. Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out. Hooked it up for later as I hit the door, thinking, will I live another 24? I gotta go 'cause I got me a drop top, and if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop. Had to stop at a red light, looking in my mirror, not a jacker in sight, and everything is all right. I got a beat from Kim, and she could do it all night. Called up the homies, and I'm asking y'all, which park are y'all playing basketball? Get me on the court, and I'm trouble. Last week messed around and got a triple double. Freaking brothers every way like MJ. I can't believe today was a good day. Drove to the pad and hit the showers. Didn't even get no static from the cowards, 'cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me. Saw the police and they rolled right past me. No flexing. Didn't even look in a brother's direction as I ran the intersection. Went to show dog's house, they was watching your MTV raps. What's the haps on the craps?2:10Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em.2:13Roll 'em in a circle of homies and watch me break 'em with the 7, 7 11, 7 11, 7 even back doe little Joe. I picked up the cash flow, then we played bowls, and I'm yelling domino, plus nobody I know got killed in South Central LA. Today was a good day. Left my homie's house paid, picked up a girl, been trying to dig since the 12th grade. It's ironic, I had the boo, she had the Lakers beat the SuperSon. Felt on the big fat fanny, pulled out the jammy and killed the... And my Jimmy runs deep, so deep, so deep, put her butt to sleep. Woke her up around 1. She didn't hesitate to call Ice Cube the Top Gun. Drove her to the pad, and I'm coasting. Took another sip of the potion, hit the three-wheel motion. I was glad everything had worked out. Dropped the bird off and then chirped out. Today was like one of those fly dreams, didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams. No helicopter looking for the murder, 2 in the morning, got the fat burger. Even saw the lights of the Goodyear blimp, and it read ice cubes of piss. Drunk as hell, but no throwing up, halfway home, and my page is still blowing up. Today I didn't even have to use my AK. I gotta say it was a good day. Put your hands behind your head, interlock your hips, and close your mouth, interlock your feet. I said move! Put your hands behind your... Oh! There you go, move it, move it, move it.
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