Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffDick In A BoxDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2K views Oct 2008Two men perform a smooth holiday song presenting an unusual boxed gift for their girlfriends in this absurd comedy sketch. Show transcript0:09Hey girl, I got something real important to give you, so just sit down and listen.0:17Girl, you know we've been together such a long, long time.0:22Such a long time.0:23And now I'm ready to lay it on the line.0:29Wow, you know it's Christmas, and my heart is open wide.0:34Open wide.0:35Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind.0:42A gift real special, so take off the top.0:47Take a look inside, it's my dick in a box.0:51It's in a box.0:53Not gonna get you a diamond ring. That sort of gift don't mean anything.0:59Not gonna get you a fancy car. Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star.1:05Not gonna get you a house in the hills. A girl like you needs something real.1:11Wanna get you something from the heart.1:14Something special, girl.1:16It's my dick in a box.1:19My dick in a box, girl. It's my dick in a box.1:25My dick in a box, girl.1:28See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, and I got just the one.1:36Something to show you that you are second to none. To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress, it's easy to do, just follow these steps.1:471.1:48Cut a hole in a box.1:502.1:51Put your junk in that box.1:533.1:54Make her open the box. And that's the way you do it. It's my dick in a box.2:01My dick in a box, girl. It's my dick in a box. Ooh, my dick in a box, girl.2:11Christmas.2:13Dick in a box.2:16Dick in a box.2:18A dick in a box. Every single holiday, a dick in a box. Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box.2:26Midday at the grocery store, a dick in a box. Backstage at the Siamese, a dick in a box.2:33Yeah.
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