Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffToo Many Dicks On The Dance FloorDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share3.8K views Feb 2009A comedy music video features a performer urging a crowded club of men to spread out and make room for women on the dance floor. Show transcript0:01Hey, guys, too many dicks.0:04What?0:05Too many dicks.0:07What's that then?0:07How many?0:08Too many. You guys are dorking up my vibe with all the dicks.0:12We need to spread the dicks out a little bit, create some lady space.0:16Come on, do the part, guys. Spread them out. This isn't the river dance anymore.0:21Over there now. There's too many dicks on the dance floor.0:25Too many dicks on the dance floor. Too many dicks on the dance floor.0:31Too many dicks.0:32Too many dicks on the dance floor.0:35Too many dicks.0:36Too many dicks on the dance floor.0:38Too many dicks.0:39Going to the party, sipping avocati, wanna meet a hottie, but there's Adam, Steve and Marty.0:45There's Billy, Todd and Tommy, the Randy Funk the Army. The only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origami.0:53Tell the players, make it understood, it ain't no good if there's too much wood.0:56Make sure you know before you go the desk or roho ratio. 5 to 1 is a rodeo, tell Steven like it's time to go.1:03Wait outside, I'll match a fly, 20 dudes in a conga line.1:06Too many dicks on the desk.1:09Easy to fix.1:10Too many dicks on the desk.1:12Spread out the dicks.1:13Too many dudes with too many dicks, too close to my shit, too hard to meet chicks.1:16I need better odds, more broads, less robs. I came to do battle, skedaddle with the counterprods.1:20Too many men, too many boys, too many misters, not enough sisters, too much time on too many hands, not enough ladies, too many mans.1:37Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs. Now sing this song.1:40Sing this song.
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