Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffIm In A Box Balloon Boy ParodyDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.8K views Oct 2009A boy sings from a dark attic box while his family stages a media circus, parodying the Balloon Boy hoax and the search for him. Show transcript0:04Smile, smile. There.0:08You like my old pen?0:10Balcony, can you please pass the salt?0:15How dare you! How dare you pass the salt! Are you fucking idiot?0:20I wish you were never born! You better go hide somewhere for 5 hours.0:25Make sure you finish all your water, okay?0:35Oh, daddy, get your blankets ready. It's about to go down. We about to create a media circus.0:43Daddy's fucking crazy. He ain't never gonna find us. I'm in a box.0:49I'm in a box. Everybody look at me 'cause I'm hiding in a box.0:54I'm in a box. I'm in a box. Take a good hard look at the motherfucking box.1:01I'm in a box, mommy, daddy, take a look at me. In the dark, dark attic up above the G.1:07That's garage G reporters all up on my jocks, but they can't find me 'cause I'm in a motherfucking box.1:13Take a picture, Street. He's in a box, goon. So why does y'all keep staring up at that balloon?1:19I got my big bro, he says I'm flying higher. He said I climbed up in, liar, liar, pants on fire.1:26Well, I ain't on no balloon, that's some Disney shit. I'm in the attic, mommy daddy, watching something legit.1:32This ain't no weather balloon, this is real as it gets. He's in a box, mommy daddy, don't you ever forget.1:38I'm in a box and it's really dark, and y'all think I'm in the sky 'cause my name is Falcon.1:45I'm the best kept secret, like Anne Frank's diary.1:48It's so quiet, shh, like an old nun's priory.1:52Shut the fuck up, I'm laughing hard here.1:56I'm in a box, mommy daddy.1:58Mommy daddy.1:59Fuck ground.1:59I climb attics, mommy daddy.2:01Mommy daddy.2:02Take naps with my toys, mommy daddy.2:04Yeah.2:05Hush, go to bed, don't make noise, mommy daddy.2:08Hey ma, if you can see me now. CNN on the TV now.2:15Get an agent in LA somehow. My dad on Wife Swap 2. Anything is possible.2:23Yep. Never thought I'd be on TV. Everybody's been looking for me.2:30FAA, you're here, find me.2:46My dad told me we did it for the show.
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